nose off

similar to a dance off between two people, a nose off is when when you compare two people's noses to see who has a bigger nose.

Jaz: Does he have a bigger nose than that other guy?
RT: I don't know, they should have a nose off.

by RT12345 August 30, 2009

Piss Off

usually used towards people that are annoying you, or disgust you

some dude: "blah blah blah blah"
you: PISS OFF!!!!!

by Rumor August 12, 2003

off the hinges

Awesome, unbelievably good. Cousin to "off the hook" and "off the chain".

Oh man, that party was off the hinges!

by B.I. April 7, 2003

Off the perc

Either when someone is on the prescription opiate "Percocet" (also known as Oxycodone, Oxycontin, and Oxys), or when someone is acting unnecessarily retarded for no reason.

Example 1: Yo he off da perc, he can't even speak
Example 2: "Why did daequan beat the shit out of that old woman?" "idk man he was off the perc

by Percoholic January 26, 2020

off for a babb

Gone/going to the toilet to take a dump.

What the hell are you eating?! It seems you're "off for a babb" every couple hours!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 28, 2021

Flop off

To stand with a group of males and compare length

This will not be decided tonight unless we have a flop off

by Bigdave1983 May 23, 2008

Queef Off

When two women compete in queefing tactics, similar to two musicians performing dueling banjos

I challenge you to a queef off!
Da-da dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum
de-de-dum, de-dum, de-dum, de-dum...

by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009