polish off

1) to finish something, such as a meal or a bottle of liquor
2) to clean the dust off of something and make it clean and shiny again

After polishing off three 40's of 8-ball, Jamal's beer goggles caused him to mistake Rosanne for one of the Olsen twins. The next day he redefined the walk of shame.

Your wife: "After you polish off those buffalo wings, please polish off the plate."
You: "Are you kidding? You're my fucking wife. You do it."

by Nick D October 13, 2003

Piss Off

usually used towards people that are annoying you, or disgust you

some dude: "blah blah blah blah"
you: PISS OFF!!!!!

by Rumor August 12, 2003

off the hinges

Awesome, unbelievably good. Cousin to "off the hook" and "off the chain".

Oh man, that party was off the hinges!

by B.I. April 7, 2003

Off the perc

Either when someone is on the prescription opiate "Percocet" (also known as Oxycodone, Oxycontin, and Oxys), or when someone is acting unnecessarily retarded for no reason.

Example 1: Yo he off da perc, he can't even speak
Example 2: "Why did daequan beat the shit out of that old woman?" "idk man he was off the perc

by Percoholic January 26, 2020

Queef Off

When two women compete in queefing tactics, similar to two musicians performing dueling banjos

I challenge you to a queef off!
Da-da dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum
de-de-dum, de-dum, de-dum, de-dum...

by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009

Beard Off

A public challenge between two individuals on who has the better beard.

Dude 1: Did you hear that Jay beat Sid in a Beard Off?

Dude 2: Yup, you shouldn't bring a five o'clock shadow to a gun fight.

by BeardMaster January 26, 2010

Flop off

To stand with a group of males and compare length

This will not be decided tonight unless we have a flop off

by Bigdave1983 May 23, 2008