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by Backwoodsnorthernboy March 12, 2012
Get the monthly visit from Aunt Flo mug.He's Always Broke. He has a million excuses about why he is constantly broke. He needs to study, although he's been in school for 6 years, the economy is bad, his former boss was a jerk, he's waiting for his check to come in, etc. What he doesn't have, however, are any plans to turn his financial situation around.
He's Lazy. His girlfriend leaves the house in the morning to go to work while he's still under the covers and she comes home to find him asleep on the couch. He's always on EBay spending her money, playing video games, and can't even do the small things thing like replacing the empty toilet paper roll when it's out or cleaning the nasty black ring around the toilet once in a while. His laziness and a supreme lack of motivation are his signature moves.
He's Erratic. He continually demonstrates shady tendencies, like disappearing for days, binge drinking, or staying out all night and refuses to tell his girl where he's been. He moves back in with his ex wife and when she kicks him out a month later, his girl takes him back in.
He Lets His Woman Support Him. He lives rent-free and pays no bills. Although no self-respecting man would let his girlfriend always pay the way, this moocher expects her to support him and controls her by putting her car in his name and taking the keys when she tries to leave. He makes her pay his child support and she can't pay hers on time because of it.
He's Lazy. His girlfriend leaves the house in the morning to go to work while he's still under the covers and she comes home to find him asleep on the couch. He's always on EBay spending her money, playing video games, and can't even do the small things thing like replacing the empty toilet paper roll when it's out or cleaning the nasty black ring around the toilet once in a while. His laziness and a supreme lack of motivation are his signature moves.
He's Erratic. He continually demonstrates shady tendencies, like disappearing for days, binge drinking, or staying out all night and refuses to tell his girl where he's been. He moves back in with his ex wife and when she kicks him out a month later, his girl takes him back in.
He Lets His Woman Support Him. He lives rent-free and pays no bills. Although no self-respecting man would let his girlfriend always pay the way, this moocher expects her to support him and controls her by putting her car in his name and taking the keys when she tries to leave. He makes her pay his child support and she can't pay hers on time because of it.
by TiffanyBaby January 14, 2016
Get the moocher boyfriend mug.A term used to describe the child of a single mother. So called because the child is constant reminder that another man's spunk has mooched your new woman.
"Hi John, are you still with Sarah ?"
"Nope, I broke it off as soon as I found out she's got a spunk moocher"
"Nope, I broke it off as soon as I found out she's got a spunk moocher"
by Pabski July 12, 2003
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Get the mens history month mug.Monthly renewal or premium date, comes from the insurance business -- anniversary wasn't often enough.
by the original craigo January 12, 2008
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Get the moochaliny mug.A month devoted to African-Americans. A month that is well deserved. Some White people get angry because Blacks get a month all about them. Well, they really shouldnt because White people get all the rest of the year. In school, we learn about history. They should just rename is White history, because that is all we learn about. White people. I think that if someone is mad that Blacks get ONE month, they are very selfish. Black History Month is just the price that Whites have to pay for their ancestors being racist!
by muzichick May 15, 2006
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