Muff 2

A group of female socially retarded halfwits, who have terribly boring home lives,and no real life friends

Muff 2.. Merkins,Recluse, Hermit, Losers

by Bobswife February 19, 2009

muffed

To be heavily intoxicated and/or high.

Mikey- Dude did you see John at the party last night?

Tyler- No why?

Mikey- He was muffed!

Tyler- Damn!

by Lil Beetch May 26, 2011

Meffner

When you fuck a girl in the ass and followed by the fucking in the ass you place thy dick into mouth of girl recently just fucked and brush her teeth with the cock.

Did ashton bryce and jake all just meffner that girl?!?!

by cheyenne sills May 8, 2009

Muffbag

An improvised device used by prisoners for self stimulation. Usually consists of water filled containment devices.

Big joe went looking for his goof after he lost his muffbag.

by chrontact May 26, 2010

muff waders

A man who is so deep into muff he requires waders to keep dry from the knees up.

Adam was banging so much 21 year tang, his bros suggested he buy a pair of muff waders to keep dry.

by manalive2122 April 13, 2014

muff-diving

the art of pleasuring a woman with excess vagina fat that is stored in the abdomen, but still looks bangin.

bro, i was just muff-diving the shit out of your mom until your dad walked in and showed me up

by SugarRay August 3, 2007

muff diver

A muff diver is another word for a lesbian. It does not always refer to oral sex, it is just a derogatory term for a lesbian or someone that you are calling a lesbian to be harsh, when they are not.

'she is a muff diver'

by HappyJeans February 14, 2006