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Super Mario 

Any male, would be super stud who acts out his after hours life as if he were a character in a game. Get high, get drunk, get laid, get in fights, jump over it all and begin again. Tomorrow, it's back to fixing drains or whatever it is you do.
Opie: Oh shit, there goes this evening. Larry just came in.
Jimmy: No man, it's fun to watch this Super Mario go through his act. Look he's already hitting on that girl at the bar while her boyfriend is watching the Yankees.
Super Mario by Chris Zizzo November 19, 2006
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Kaizo Mario

Kaizo Mario (or "Asshole Mario" in English) is a notorious trilogy of sadistically difficult Super Mario World ROM hacks.
While Kaizo Mario has become infamous for pioneering the way for many extraordinarily difficult ROM hacks, some hardcore gamers look upon them fondly as an actual challenge. You can often find them in Super Expert on Super Mario Maker.

the Luigi to my Mario 

If you're the Luigi to your friend's Mario then you're complete overshadowed, nobody likes you and you're chosen last a lot
Man, I love Matthew, he's the Luigi to my Mario!

Super Mario 64 Speedrunner 

A human who has devoted their life to beating a 1996 classic, Super Mario 64, as fast as possible.
Liam's world record time definitely puts him down as the greatest Super Mario 64 Speedrunner to ever exist.

Paper Mario 

The first in the paper mario series. The main objective of this game is to colect the 8 star spirits and save the princess from the koopa king Bowser AGAIN!
Dude 1: Hey Dude lets go play some Paper Mario man.
Dude 2: Oh which one?
Dude 1: The first one of course!
Dude 2: Do you have to rescue the princess again?
Dude 1: Yeah. =(
Dude 2: WHAT THE F***!

Super Mario 

A short fat plumber who can jump at least 10 feet in the air. He also scores with all the girls in every video game. Why? He saves them. I mean, this guy's not hot. At all. Ever. Also he puts down his brother Lugio....Lingu.....Larugi....that green guy.
Princess Peach likes Mario, so does everyone else. That ho.
Super Mario by NOT LUIGI! November 24, 2003

Nigger Mario 

Famous Minecraft player who plays bedwars on a server called hive.mc
Wow I just killed Nigger Mario!
Nigger Mario by Hussein Akbar August 28, 2019