Maple Ridge

A suburban town in the northeast part of the Greater Vancouver Area. Its residents supposedly tolerate drunk driving.

Maple Ridge expat: Wow, people get mad if yoi drink and drive here.

Other person: Don't they everywhere?

Maple Ridge expat: Not in Maple Ridge, cowabunga dude!!!

by The guy who browses December 8, 2017

mapping

Prison slang for masturbation. (Source: recent visit to Arkansas Department of Corrections)

Jimmy was mapping in the showers after he lost his bitch to another inmate.

by ArkansasFelon October 17, 2009

maple syrup

Term used for the male semen.

"Will you drink my maple syrup?"

by Brennan and Seth January 7, 2006

Maple Valley

The worst city in existence. South of Seattle in King County, WA, there is literally nothing to do, every middle school guy is a retarded immature skaterfag wannabe stick thin faggot. every girl in any school is either a tremendous whore, a fucking bitch or a drama starting cuntqueef. oh, and everyone either is on drugs or cuts themself. Or both. For fun, Maple Valleyians usually leave Maple Valley to go to a less shitty place.

Maple Valley is a shit town

by awwwwwyouknow! August 22, 2011

maple view middle school

A school filled with dumbass Staff, and retarted teachers, it is said that the Vice Principal has fucked at least 30 underage students. The Food is nasty as shit, there are some bad shit crazy girls ( and boys). There are at least 30 students who vape, do weed, and drink alcohal.

Maple View Middle school fucking sucks titty ass.

by Insa January 8, 2019

maple bar

the area tween your genitals and pooper. The taint

My maple bar is like an itchy little bitch right now.

by aesop November 6, 2003

maple bar

The taint, the chode, the durf. That bit of skin in between your scrotum and your anus.

My girlfriend always remembers to massage my maple bar when she's going down on me.

by ea belfair November 1, 2006