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Grok Itch

An insatiable desire to understand obscure protocols
"You sleep okay last night?" - Jared
"No. I was reading Wikipedia and I caught a horrible case of grok itch!" - Victor
by jaredatron March 7, 2023
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Mosquito-Itch

An itch that feels both good and bad when scratched, for example, hence the name, a mosquito bite.
My Eczema is a total Mosquito-Itch.
by CloudyGraham March 18, 2023
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AckOrgiddyWay ItchesOrgiddyBay

\ˈaktˈ-orˈgi-dē-wā-ˈiches-orˈgi-dē-ˈbā\

The barbie pig latin term for “whack bitches”.
"we are in the presence of AckOrgiddyWay ItchesOrgiddyBay"
by Kashken April 14, 2023
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gabe itches

it is used to trick people into saying gay bitches in a stream, so in a live stream someone would text something along the lines of: do a collab with gabe itches!
Timmythe15junior12345: Do a collab with gabe itches!
Streamer: Who is gaybitches?
Timmythe15junior12345: You don't know who gabe itches is?
Streamer: No?
Chat: mf you're stupid, you just said gay bitches
by bleep4238 June 8, 2023
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Gabe Itch

A kind of itchiness caused by Gabe,it is said if you sleep with him you get the itchiness too.
A gabe itch is chasing me
by NickHer69420 July 26, 2023
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Bitch Itchy

When one's indulgence in self pitty becomes just as bad as a yeast infection .Bitch itchy!
You're being so bitch itchy!
by ADINA August 7, 2023
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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
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