"Turn on the hate"

This is a request to have the car radio tuned to the local conservative AM radio for the latest traffic and weather conditions. Usually asked two-minutes before the those reports are schedule to be announced, ex: at 7:48am for the 7:50am update. One must listen to two minutes of bile spouted by the conservative show-hosts while you wait for the useful information. Inspired by the "Two-Minute Hate" described by Orwell in "1984".

"Turn on the hate", looks like traffic is slowing down up ahead.

by Ula Barber January 28, 2009

Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ?

Best pickup line ever in the smp

Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ? Is like a pickup meant as a joke i made And also for the people who knows wherebit came from

by Big beans the jeans January 26, 2021

hate team

The only "gang" in Portland Oregon that is what it says it is.
They stand up strong for their beliefs. Never call the police no matter what (to all you rats) Always takes care of their own. There is nothing better in this world then to have The Hate Team on yourside. If not better pay your taxes punk. Do them wrong and watch out tell your mother to watch out too! HA HA

The local 88 otherwise known as HATE TEAM will snap your fingers and snap your neck.
Wheres my 67 camaro? HA HA

by Augie Barone November 28, 2006

hate

an intense, not always fallible, distaste toward
a person/thing, the more correct term being hatred.
The hater may not be able to disguise their disgust
and anomosity

For example, my sisters HATE me, with much passion
but it is unclear as to why.
To them, I am the Earth's SCUM

by LINDAR June 1, 2006

hatemiration

Hatemiration is the feeling of hatred towards an individual or group of individuals who possess (or are perceived to possess) a quality or set of qualities that the hatemirer admires. Since hatemiration is a deeply contradictory and often blatantly irrational feeling, it is frequently suppressed, the hatemirer commonly preferring instead to pretend s/he just hates the individual/group s/he hatemires. It's usually a front for deep prejudice, although the hatemirer, of course, would never admit to that. (Confusingly, any expression of the feeling can also be inverted, ie the hatemirer professes admiration for the (perceived) qualities of the individual/group in question whilst leaving little doubt s/he wishes they did not possess them.)

#1: I HATE Barack HUSSEIN Obama!

#2 (inverted hatemiration ("admirtred"?): Those Jaimaican sprinters sure are brilliant, AREN'T THEY?

by bikeridetothemoon May 24, 2014

Thesis Hatement

A term used to describe a situation where someone is publicly talking shit about someone else during school.

Dude did you hear that thesis hatement that that Kelly said about Marcy?

by Esmeralda Is Bae October 12, 2017

HATE TO THINK

1. The phrase coined by J. Collotta in late summer/early fall of 2006. After we stopped wondering what it was that she hated to think, we all began using the phrase because we are unoriginal and cannot think for ourselves. Or we just hate to think for ourselves. One day in Latin I sent a note to K. Teahan stating that hate to think should have its own AIM counterpart, like 'lol', and 'h2t' was born. Then there was an h2t gang sign that can be seen on J. Collotta's myspace. The phrase 'hate to think' can be put before or after any word formation or be used solo. It is an answer or a question or a statement that is appropriate for almost every situation. It is also a complex chemical formula that one can put on a chemistry test when one doesn't know the answer.
'h2t' can evolve into 'h2i hate to imagine' and 'h2ft hate to fuckin think' in extreme situations

2. The term should not be confused with 'Love to think' which was J. Carper's early retaliation to J. Collotta's statement. 'Love to think' can be used the same way as 'hate to think' before any word formation or on its own as a statement, but is a more positive and therefore less popular phrase because of our human tendency to hate everything. The aim version is 'l2t'.

1. HATE TO THINK my best friend blew my boyfriend but I LOVE TO THINK he busted in her eye and she is in the hospital.

2. For AIM:
CottonCandyMan: h2t no one commented on my nude pics on facebook lol
SpiderWebs233: sux dude but l2t that hot gay minister at church added me on friendster
CottonCandyMan: lucky

by twinkmasterbaby December 10, 2008