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happy wife happy life

The theory that if your spouse is content and satisfied then you will be too. Also, studies suggest that happily married couples live longer.
"I'm a firm believer in happy wife happy life, so I kiss my wife everyday."
by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014
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Happy Soapy Tapioca

Happy Soapy Tapioca is when an individual preforms an action related to "Happy Tapioca" This time however, drenching the yogurt in dawn dishsoap to add the lubed performance of anally violating someone's anus with yogurt and slippery dawn saves wildlife dish soap!
"Dude, I just did a happy soapy tapioca to jenny, she said she felt more happier and cleaner than ever!"

"Oh my god this soapy Tapioca is amazing, its like my days in the prison kitchen!"

"Dude, her ass smells like a blue alien coomed in her and then tried to clean it with breast milk"
by FaggotNiggerGaming March 4, 2021
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happy slap

A growing craze mostly popular with groups of chavs, especially in the London area, where they single out a complete stranger and smack them on the head, usually whilst recording it on a video phone, then do a runner.

The victim is almost always totally unaware, and they use it to their advantage so the vicim doesn't have a chance to grab the slapper and beat the living shit out of them.
Happy slappers are more evidence that humanity is either doomed or splitting.
by generic May 29, 2005
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Hairy Belt Buckle

When one pulls up and hangs testicles and scrotum over the top of their pants, ensuring the penis stays hidden from view.
It is customary to draw the attention of unwitting bystanders to it.
Hands must not be securing the buckle in place.
That bastard Nathan burnt me with a hairy belt buckle this morning.
by JonnyDiamonds January 28, 2009
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happy time

Cameron is going to have happy time with Kim.
by Wudofudo July 26, 2007
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Happy slapping

Chav: "Ha, wuddend it be funneh to kick the fuck out of that man and then record it and show all arr m8s!"
Chav 2: "Proppa origanal idea, dat!"
by Spuff August 25, 2005
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happyhaps

What's the happyhaps?
by MoonKnight February 2, 2003
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