female

Females are more addicted to drama, attachment, and emotions. Thus when males see all of the bullshit we take a step back and smell the fumes from it all because apparently we are the scum of the earth. Females always think that guys are the bad ones, well get this shit straight. Females are Bad. Males are Bad. There is no perfect god damn gender so shut the fuck up with the bullshit of "He cheated on me" because you can do it back to a guy just as easy... Stop thinking that guys always take advantage of you. Listen, sex is sex whether it be for love or for some meaningless shit. Have fun with it and stop fucking relating sex with love. That may be how it is in the bible but not here.

F: I love you. Can we get married!?
M: We just met yesterday!
F: Don't you think it will work though!?
M: FUCK NO!

by Slap Jack June 7, 2005

Female sexual exprience movement

A movement that believes that women should have more sexual expriences that men and use the media to get there message across such as TV,newspapers,magazines ect.

Kathy is in the female sexual exprience movement.

by Deep blue 2012 September 8, 2010

female fattening tool

From the legend KEVIN BLOODY WILSON, a female fattening tool is an aussie slang term for a penis

Yo get some plastic wrap for a female fattening tool

by Don Bosko August 26, 2005

FEMALE GAZE

See: Jospeh Quinn.

Most of the population is under his spell.

A man who has the heart of gold, and is truly captivating.

"Your wife loves Joseph Quinn?"
"Yes, the female gaze strikes again"

by EvermoreDarkly13 August 14, 2022

Yoyo female

Is a female that a boy breaks up with , and gets back together wit him whenever he wants her to or a female dat a boy can drop and pull back up at any time.

Keinly dats your yoyo female, you pick up and drop dat ho at any time.

by yoyonigga305 March 17, 2009

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

A stupid scale made up by guys that is apparently trending right now.

It is stupid for the following reasons:

- Beauty is subjective. You cannot speak for other men.

- There is no ONE way to be a 6-7 or a 9-10. To say one look is a 10 is to say that any woman who doesn't look like that(in ANY attribute) has a 'flaw'.
- You either find her attractive or you don't. You cannot accurately describe how your instincts feel about her.

- You might change your mind about her.

- Women do not degrade men with 1-10 male attractiveness scale

1-10 female attractiveness scale is not a real scale.

by 5386592 August 27, 2016

Fema Name

The fake name that alleged Katrina "victims" use to get undeserved benefits from we Taxpayers. This bit of slang is heard all over the Gulf Coast and I'm happily surprised to be the first to submit it.

" My real name is Akbar Mohammed and I live in Shreveport. But my FEMA NAME is John Johnson, life-time resident of New Orleans."

by Rex-Rex Davis January 14, 2008