maintenance engineer

David trynna polish a turd by calling himself a Maintenance Engineer.
by JP4RMHP September 23, 2020
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A school located in Gosta Green, B7. It’s engineering based but it’s still shit innit. Kids think they’re bad but really aren’t. Fix up blud
Person 1: Oh I got a place at aston university engineering academy.

Person 2: That’s rah peak I heard the teachers shag the students uno.
by AUEADefinitions February 05, 2020
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STEAM ENGINE

The concept of a nasty dragon but you need to pull her hair for the desired effect. When you give it a yank all the seman pours out her nose. Tooooot toooot!!!
I gave her a steam engine last night, it felt so good like riding into the sun set. I really tugged her hair like the reigns of a wild stallion.
by Greg from The Committee May 03, 2021
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Microcosminal Engineer

One who studies the micro bacteria of organisms on planets within 300 to 900 million light years of Earth. NASA specialist intent on proving organic organisms exist through the dimension theorem for space vectors.
A recent MIT graduate and microcosminal engineer, Jake is on the forefront of proving the existence of spontaneal life.
by stargazer64 August 03, 2016
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make-and-break engine

An old-style "one-lunger" power-plant dat guys love working on and fussing over, but which takes up so much of their time and energy dat dey tend to make their significant other feel ignored or left out, and thus said female main squeeze may decide to "break it off" with said motor-head, forcing him to rush back to her and "make up".
Bert Dow was not married; his sister Lela lived with him to cook and keep house. So while she may have been irritated at da noise of --- and da time dat Bert spent servicing --- da make-and-break engine on his "Tidely Idley" boat, she was probably not gonna go so far as to bail on him because of it.
by QuacksO February 01, 2023
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Orangeburg Engineer

A stupid person, usually a redneck, who tries (and fails) to rig things together with duct tape and bungee cords. Named after the city of Orangeburg, SC.
Person 1: The mattress that guy tied to the top of his lifted truck is falling off.
Person 2: Another Orangeburg Engineer.
by 4pm In Cancun November 30, 2023
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Drama engine

A metaphorical engine that starts when good drama is heard.
Also can be started by a provoking statement. When the engine is started the person will spew random bullshit from their mouth (ex. talking) and start a conversation. Each response from the drama engine will be a drama laced comment; providing no resolution to the conflict but to only exasperate the situation.
(a drama evoking message is sent through facebook chat)
"Dude, don't answer that. that's defiantly going to start her drama engine."
by guess88whooooo April 14, 2010
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