One who helps him/her self to anything that someone else paid for and hides everything he/she bought.
Example; Invited to a dinner, eats more than their share and don't mind going back and taking the last serving or ask if they can take the rest home with them.
Staying with someone for a few days or weeks. Use the Hosts toiletries when they have their own.
Comes up with a cock-mania story about their vehicle and ask to use yours. Burns out the gas and does NOT replace it.
When you finally see you are being taken advantage of, you stop making things available for them. Then they start calling you a "tight ass".
Example; Invited to a dinner, eats more than their share and don't mind going back and taking the last serving or ask if they can take the rest home with them.
Staying with someone for a few days or weeks. Use the Hosts toiletries when they have their own.
Comes up with a cock-mania story about their vehicle and ask to use yours. Burns out the gas and does NOT replace it.
When you finally see you are being taken advantage of, you stop making things available for them. Then they start calling you a "tight ass".
by Shineon August 20, 2013
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"Can you believe those Cheatriots?"
"What now? They laundering money like Hines Ward?"
"No, they blew out the Redskins by like 50. It was ridiculous. I can't wait till they lose to someone."
"What now? They laundering money like Hines Ward?"
"No, they blew out the Redskins by like 50. It was ridiculous. I can't wait till they lose to someone."
by The Word Burglar January 4, 2008
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When you've been with a chick for a while and still bangin' other brods; but she's been with other guys too so she doesn't care....until she actually catches you in the bedroom tied up 'cause you're into freaky shit like that and it turns out that so is she. You think you're in the clear as she leaves the room with a hot ass look in her eye and a lil' shit eatin grin on her face (you know the one, it means somethin' bad is about to go down but you want to see how it plays out cause you are into freaky shit as I established earlier) then all of a sudden...BOOOOMMMM, she's set the door way on fire and jumped through wearing nothing but a pair of your old football cleats (you know the ones, you left them by the sofa when you and tha guys played a pick up game and that dude screwed up his nuggets when he got his bitchass trampled by you and that other guy, and the other guy is a real fatass, like tippin' 5-0-0 atleast so you know that shit hurt like hell but you didn't give a damn cause that bitch has owed you fitty bucks for 7 months and you got down in his face and yelled "THAT'S 49-95 TA GO SUCKA!!" and he hobbled his ass to his mama's....it was a good day) for traction, BO-Tu-Koo-Koo war paint, and hand puppet named Whimpie, and she screams "GET THA CHEAT CHAIN BI-A-ITCH!!" so the other girl actually hauls ass to get the damn thing and well... she pretty much beats the fuck out of you from that point. Moral of this story kids: if you're going to cheat get a motel room atleast 3 hours away or don't have random chains just lying around the house where a dumb whore can get them.
by mr.niceguyseviltwin:roy July 31, 2009
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Get the Chean mug.by bigfatdik May 22, 2009
Get the Cheatham mug.regional to South Florida, cheans is the hybrid of jeans and chancletas. A word coined by Denise F. of Yelp Miami.
by GGins June 16, 2009
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1. Cheap as in always forgets his wallet at home or disappears right before the bar tab shows up
2. Has a made-up sounding Irish name
3 Bastard as in cock blocks his buddies or swipes their drinks
The best medicine for Cheap Irish Bastards is ordering a ridiculous amount of room service breakfast to their hotel room or putting salami in their shoes
1. Cheap as in always forgets his wallet at home or disappears right before the bar tab shows up
2. Has a made-up sounding Irish name
3 Bastard as in cock blocks his buddies or swipes their drinks
The best medicine for Cheap Irish Bastards is ordering a ridiculous amount of room service breakfast to their hotel room or putting salami in their shoes
by Joeamato69 July 17, 2018
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