cum attack

when a girl spits all her cum on the guys stomach

my bitch girlfriend just cum attacked me!

by amelia the cum dodger July 16, 2008

Shark Attack

When a man and a woman are spooning in bed and the woman gets poked by an unsuspecting boner.

Girl: I've been trying to sleep all night but I keep getting shark attacked.
Guy: :-)

by Clickitorurbandicit July 9, 2010

asthma attack

when driving, if someone in the car is sleeping push the break pedal real hard and scream. the sleeping passenger will be gifted with a rude awakening

on our way to Florida, dude kept falling asleep on me so i gave him a asthma attack. he hasn't slept yet.

by ziggyd1139 June 7, 2010

Smack Attack

When the urge to smack someone, particularly in a bar or social setting, becomes overwhelming to the point of having to control it.
Variation: Snack Attack: late night drunken snacking. Unlike Smack Attack, Snack Attack is commonly uncontrollable.

I'm surprised I didn't get kicked out of the bar last night for almost smacking that guy in the mouth. The Smack Attack was in full force!

by Rockalita January 13, 2009

Facebook Attack

When someone hacks a facebook account with the purpose of messaging the friends of facebook holder with SPAM and/or massively altering interests and about me page to make holder look like a complete duche.

Friend:Hey Tony, are you sure your favorite movies are High School Musical 3 and Heathers? I think you've been facebook attacked...

Tony: Shit!

by pseudo-suede February 25, 2009

sap attack

one person asks for a sap of someone's drink, then 1 or more of their friends comes and they pass the drink around making sure the drinks owner does not get the drink back, finish the drink, and then throw the bottle down on the ground and taunt the drinks owner. additional moves can be added, when drinking, such as thru the legs, around the back, whatever you want.

"hey fool, lets sap attack ian" "you just got sap attacked!"

by R-Unit69 June 5, 2007

bacon attack

When you sneak up behind a person (works best when done to girls) with them not knowing you're there and screaming "bacon!!!!" really loud.(you'll know if it worked if the person jumps!)

Scream bacon!!! (don't say attack) can't give an example....yet.........bacon attack

by Caleb X June 12, 2007