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Los Angeles

in a nutshell from a Native.

Mid-City is TRUE LA

Hancock Park > Beverly Hills

Pacific Palisades > Malibu

HOLLYWOOD IS NOT A CITY: its a rat infested hell hole with prostitutes everywhere. TOURISTS: DO NOT GO EAST OF VINE

Long Beach and Compton (CPT/LBC) are independent Municipalities NOT part of the city.

Latte sippers live around 3rd/Fairfax at Park La Brea aka "Hipster Projects"

while in LA YOU MUST VISIT DINOS CHICKEN ON PICO/BERENDO In Mid-City

Everything West of Century Park West is West LA
Everything East of Alameda doesn't matter

Dodgers Stadium is SAFE.

UCLA > University of South Central

*YES, USC IS IN SOUTH CENTRAL ITS SOUTH OF DOWNTOWN.

Tommys on Rampart/Beverly. (locals only)

north of wilshire 10 million dollar homes, exactly across the street 500,000 dollar townhomes

dont go below the "10" if you dont acually need to go there

People in Mid-City/Downtown walk mostly everywhere

Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs on Wilshire.

The Redline is for tourists and valley people

THE VALLEY IS NOT THE CITY, ITS A SUBURB.

the stereotypes you hate are arrogant transplants. i have more in common with transplant new yorkers than i do with someone from Madison Wisconsin.

WE DONT DRINK LATTES, TRANSPLANT MID-WESTERNERS DO.

WE DRINK ICED COFFEE.
next to New York, Los Angeles is the second greatest place on earth.
by premeblacks December 3, 2011
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Criss Angel

1.The hottest man you will ever see.
2.One of THE best illusionists ever.
3.A MINDFREAK
OMG Criss Angel is soooooo hot!!!!!
by gbfdvereg January 13, 2008
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touched by an angel

When you take a shit and the water splashes you asshole and/or tant.
by graygoon January 12, 2010
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los angeles

L.A. is a city whose infrastructure is about to collapse because of overcrowding and financial troubles. Most of this is due to the overwhelming influx of illegal aliens from Mexico moving in at the speed of a plague. They don't pay taxes to help maintain the roads, hospitals and other services that they consume illegally, and for which the rest of us who work and pay taxes have to pay for.
Unless we stop illegal immigration, Los Angeles will become a 3rd world city in the next 5 years.
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Los Angeles

One of the biggest cities in the world. Major ethnic groups are Mexican, Black, Iranian (especially Iranian Jews), Korean and White.
by aguynamedandy October 1, 2005
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Angel Pulido

this kid likes to suck dick and is super gay. This kid is usually bald
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anal angel

A person who's anal cavity is so tight you damn near pass out and go to heaven while fucking it.

"Oh my gosh, that Kaitlyn girl is a total anal angel"
"Holy shit! I had sex with that chick Kaitlyn and I thought I died and went to heaven. She's a total anal angel!"
by Bitchwithallthecats August 19, 2015
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