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Dutch Abseiling

When you like abseiling but with some company, it is a
combination of a Dutch Rudder and a Dutch Putter.

A male partner holds his penis with one hand and sticks the thumb of his other hand up his ass. The other partner then moves both arms back and forth causing the first person to finger their ass hold and jack off at the same time.

The resulting motion is akin to that of the popular mountaineering activity of abseiling.
1)Things got a little crazy last night and we ended up Dutch Abseiling.

2)Abseiling is so much better when you go Dutch.
by The Dutch Monkey October 8, 2010
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absynthe

an extremely strong liquor that makes you hallucinate. illegal in the u.s
Scotty and coop drank so much absynthe they saw green fairies but didn't feel a thing.
by greg January 18, 2005
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absolute

100% pure alcohol. Alcohol can only be distilled to 95% ethanol, 5% water; so a drying agent must be used to get it 100% pure. This product is illegal and can only be obtained through scientific laboratories. Cannot be consumed pure as it will burn the throat, but great for spiking punches as it is flavorless.
The mad scientist used absolute to spike the punch at the symposium and all the researches got unexpectedly trashed.
by restless G November 6, 2006
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abstinence

One of the most effective, and least entertaining* ways of not getting some bitch preggers. Over 98% of practicioners wear either chastity belts or "DC Talk" tshirts.


*The most entertaining method is anal.
She didn't even blow him! And he married her! What a fag.
by A.Hetherington April 1, 2005
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absinthe

a strong alcoholic drink usually green. illegal in america. can numb the mouth, and is advised to be the only drink of the evening when drinking
MAN, Weck!! You had absinthe after what amounted to four shots of brandy and followed it by two shots of jagermeister on your last night in Berlin!
by WECK January 7, 2006
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Absolute Madman

A man or woman who does something completely barbaric and walks it off like a fucking badass. They are mad because this is America in 2018, of fucking course, who the hell wouldn't be mad.
"He's an absolute madman! A fucking madman, he puts mayo on his hot dog!"
"Oh, shit, it's him, I heard he pulled the most barbaric move and sucked a dick for bus fare. Then after that, he walked."
by Rootin Tootin Pootin January 31, 2018
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absolutely fucked

When you're in a bad situation where you'll most likely fail or get the negative result.

A great example is when you're near the finish line in Mario Kart while being a tight race and someone uses the blue shell.
"The project's due tomorrow?! Man I am absolutely fucked!"
by A Saturated Meatball November 20, 2016
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