When you like abseiling but with some company, it is a
combination of a Dutch Rudder and a Dutch Putter.
A male partner holds his penis with one hand and sticks the thumb of his other hand up his ass. The other partner then moves both arms back and forth causing the first person to finger their ass hold and jack off at the same time.
The resulting motion is akin to that of the popular mountaineering activity of abseiling.
combination of a Dutch Rudder and a Dutch Putter.
A male partner holds his penis with one hand and sticks the thumb of his other hand up his ass. The other partner then moves both arms back and forth causing the first person to finger their ass hold and jack off at the same time.
The resulting motion is akin to that of the popular mountaineering activity of abseiling.
1)Things got a little crazy last night and we ended up Dutch Abseiling.
2)Abseiling is so much better when you go Dutch.
2)Abseiling is so much better when you go Dutch.
by The Dutch Monkey October 8, 2010
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100% pure alcohol. Alcohol can only be distilled to 95% ethanol, 5% water; so a drying agent must be used to get it 100% pure. This product is illegal and can only be obtained through scientific laboratories. Cannot be consumed pure as it will burn the throat, but great for spiking punches as it is flavorless.
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