Master Panda

A guy who is probably too close to his mic, he is extremely interesting but nobody cares because his mic is really loud sometimes, often accompanied by a snarf a Master Panda is very loyal to his except when he's hungry, also obsessed with all asian girls except the ones that arent baddies.

"Your gonna just leave me for food?, what a Master Panda"

"Yo could you lower your mic, your kinda like a Master Panda Right now."

by SpaghettiLover123 April 8, 2021

Manda Panda

something that dumbass say to people mainly asians tho

Fat kid: "Hey Ajax, MANDA PANDA AHHHH"
Ajax: "Fuck u bro, wanna play fortnite tho?"

by Thiccmanj3 January 14, 2019

Angy panda

A angry panda that gets annoyed when the bamboo people steel his baboon as he is a fat mess who eats too much. Angy panda can also be used a a joke to describe how something is funny.

Adam is a angy panda

That is soooo angy panda

by Vibz__ December 27, 2024

Red panda

I bet you searched this up after watching turning red

Dad brought a red panda home

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

Landfill Panda

A fat-ass raccoon that is too gravitationally-challenged to hide in a tree. Therefore said Trash Panda prowls regions of landfills as to not having to climb but is complacent finding a home in the refuse and wallows in beheaded baby dolls and the lost dreams of childrens toys. Why? It's a fucking Landfill Panda. Why not?

I put this nanny-cam in Teddy Ruxpin. The batteries corroded the back and we tossed it in the can. Except...they weren't corroded...it was lemon-lime jello dust from when we made the tropical aspic. It captured everything. Landfill Panda and all. Land"fill" was right. Talley-ho.

by ZooOfRabidity October 26, 2018

Meaty panda

A limp black and white penis that won't mate with anything.

'that's one endangered meaty panda'

by rarasputin December 31, 2011

Red Panda

A petty, smart-mouthed drug dealer the trades blow jobs and sex for drugs and charges way too much. Not very well liked by anyone.

"Hey, I saw Red Panda in Nutbush last night."
" I hope you didn't buy anything from his smart-ass."
"Hell naw, Mane. His shit sucks, and I ain't giving that nigga a blow job."

by Lololool😂😂😂😂 December 6, 2020