Alp (Vampire)

Area from/nationality: German. Vampiric spirit associated with the bogeyman and the incubus, normally tormenting the nights and dreams of women. The creature's physical manifestations can be very dangerous. Long connected with the nightmare, the alp is considered male, sometimes the spirit of a recently deceased relative, most often an actual demon. Children can become an Alp when a mother uses a horse collar to ease childbirth. During the middle ages the alp was said to appear as a cat, pig, bird or other animal, including a lecherous demon dog scene in Cologne, thus linking the werewolf in with this legend. In all its manifestations the Alp is known to wear a hat. The spirit can fly like a bird, can ride like a horse and is credited with a certain gallant attitude, rarely forcing itself on its prey. The Alp drinks blood from the nipples of men and children but prefers the milk of women. Because it is so involved in terrors of the mind and sleep the Alp is virtually impossible to kill.
1. *Sound Asleep* "Spiders, Dragons, Scorpions, Zombies, What IS THIS TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE. I feel like I can't breath!?" *Wakes Up* *Gasps For Air* "Oh my gosh my nipples are bleeding, DAMN ALP!"

2. "Come on over here horse, oh no you look exhausted. DAMN ALP!"
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Vampire Kiss

When he said he wanted to give me a vampire kiss, I expected fangs, instead I got my asshole cleaned out.
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Vampire Hunters 3

The third edition of the Vampire Hunters series, This game is a fever dream where you fight vampires with guns and mystical powers called "lumina", although the vampire also has an ability, This game first started when vlad rejected his humanity and stabbed david's heart. Then hunter learned the art of lumina from Hazida and killed Vlad. This game is mid. PLAY GLITCH INSTEAD!
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Vampire Bottom

A kinky term referring to a submissive person who provides little or no expression or movement in response to the stimulations of a dominant person, often by laying silent and motionless during play (like a vampire).
I've met my share of vampire bottoms. Once, I tried flogging, tying, clamping, and even fucking a guy for hours, and I maybe got a single whimper and a twitch the whole time we played.
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You're being such a little bitch. Must be that time of the month. Check your Vampire Bag
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Emotional Vampire

An individual that sucks the life out of your emotionally.
She is toxic, in her own misery she will suck the life out of you, she is an emotional vampire.
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