Turkey Head

A person who has extensive experience giving rapid, deep throat oral sex.

That bitch who sucked my dick really fast last night was a pro. She definitely was a "turkey head."

by Yesty Hotdog August 18, 2010

turkey sandwich

another name for vagina
if you've ever seen/felt up a vagina you'll know it's a lot like a turkey sandwich, though i don't know if it taste like one

Man:"I think I'll squirt some of my mayo into her turkey sandwich."

by Mia Cock August 24, 2010

Turkey Slurpee

When you give a Turkish guy a blow job.

After work, my mom likes to relieve herself by gulping down a Turkey Slurpee.

by othisissalty March 4, 2011

Turkey Day

See Thanksgiving.

Happy Turkey Day!!!!

by Zach G. November 13, 2003

turkey snoot

excess skin that hangs from a woman's vagina, making it look like a wrinkled turkey snoot

That stripper's turkey snoot hung down to her knees.

by mightyram November 5, 2004

turkeymonkey

1. A character in “The Adventures of The Smart Patrol,” a 1995 computer game based on the nerdy punk band Devo. As described by the game's creators: "TurkeyMonkey is the hideous looking re-combinant DNA accident hatched at LFU. It has the head of a monkey and the body of a featherless turkey and navigates like a giant hummingbird on caffeine.”

2. A hypothetical cross-bred collegiate mascot. Quite possibly the best idea for a mascot ever. Proposed for--but not adopted by--Stanford University (whose current mascot is a tree), the University of Pennsylvania (currently the Quakers--seriously), and the University of Illinois (whose racist Indian mascot should not be referred to by name).

3. A dopey individual who--though hyperactive, vocal, and fixated on bananas--is also clumsy and prone to fits of retardation.

1. Yo, that chick was wack. She looked like a mutant TurkeyMonkey.

2. Go TurkeyMonkeys! Two, Four, Six, Eight, who do we appreciate? TurkeyMonkeys, TurkeyMonkeys, yeah TurkeyMonkeys!

3. Don't eat that, TurkeyMonkey! Shaving cream is for shaving, not breakfast.

by Ted Mann February 2, 2006

turkey weiner

to be a turkey weiner, you must take the turkey weiner out of the packaging and turkey slap your friend across the face with the slimy turkey weiner. after this is done you must proceed to throw the turkey weiner across ur kitchen until it breaks into multiple lil turkey weiners. then the next day there must still be turkey weiners in the couch cushions, on the walls, and in hidden places around your kitchen. and when asked if u threw the turkey weiner you MUST deny this action until the empty turkey weiner wrapper is found in the fridge by a non turkey weiner.

slimy turkey weiner

by turkey weiner September 30, 2009