Texas Tophat

A non descriptive, ambiguous insult for anything. Used to keep the subject in the dark.

"Why do you look like such a texas tophat?" "When did your house become a texas tophat?"

by texastophat January 5, 2024

Tritip Tophat

The act of 2 men using their foreskin to cover a third man’s penis.

John and Matt gave me a tritip tophat last night- Ben

by The dirty birdie December 10, 2023

Fluffy torpedo

A hairy penis.

We saw him naked, he had a fluffy torpedo!

by Dreamsofoldmen March 30, 2024

Booger Torpedo

The piece of tissue or toilet paper that you insert into your nostril and twist to collect the boogers that are stuck. Upon completion, you throw it in the trash.

Even after blowing my nose, I couldn't get the snot out. I twisted a booger torpedo up into my nostril and was able to get it out..

by Nuclear Dustbunny April 17, 2024

assetylene torch

What you use to really "light a fire under someone's posterior".

So many politicians and other officials are really lazy about getting up off their butts and actually fulfilling their assigned duties; we often need to resort to breaking out da assetylene torches just to get said fat-cat indolents to do their jobs!

by QuacksO April 23, 2024

The Torah Explorer

When you go on an adventure with a Jewish girl to find gold and diamonds to sell at high prices the general population. If you find jewels the Jewish girl will give you oral sex and if you don't, you will have to recite prayers from the Torah for 12 hours.

Guy 1: you wanna play basketball tomorrow?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm going on the torah explorer I talked about.

by DIENUM May 12, 2024

Spaff Torch

A torch emitting ultra violet (UV) or "black light". Allows the user to see things not necessarily visible to the naked eye.

Where's James?

Oh, he's cheking the bunkhouse out using the spaff torch

by Fatkid_13 January 20, 2025