Definitions by DIENUM

The Torah Explorer 

When you go on an adventure with a Jewish girl to find gold and diamonds to sell at high prices the general population. If you find jewels the Jewish girl will give you oral sex and if you don't, you will have to recite prayers from the Torah for 12 hours.

Guy 1: you wanna play basketball tomorrow?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm going on the torah explorer I talked about.

The Torah Explorer by DIENUM May 12, 2024

Food stamp music 

Music that is usually listened to by minority groups, especially black people. Usually some sort of trashy rap or pop music.

Guy 1: You like this new song; its from Gunna's new album
Guy 2: No, get turn that food stamp music off

Food stamp music by DIENUM May 12, 2024

Jewish Blowy 

When you pay a Hasidic Jew to give you oral sex behind a bakery while reciting prayers from the Tanakh.

GUY 1- "Yo just got a Jewish Blowy yesterday"
GUY 2- "Noice"

Jewish Blowy by DIENUM April 13, 2024

Jewish rap around 

You pay a Jewish woman to give a hand job in a minivan while she recites prayers from the Tanakh.

Guy 1: What you do last night?
Guy 2: I did a Jewish rap around.
Guy 1: Nice.

Jewish rap around by DIENUM January 28, 2024

Ohvalla 

When a short getaway from the family turns into starting a second family with a Filipino man.

GUY 1: How was your vacation?

GUY 2: Well I'm adopting a baby next week.
GUY 1: Damn, you did a ohvalla.

Ohvalla by DIENUM January 28, 2024