“Sometimes you gotta say “What the Fuck”, make your move. Every now and then, saying “What the Fuck”, brings freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity makes your future.”
(Coined by the character Booger in the movie Risky Business.)
(Coined by the character Booger in the movie Risky Business.)
"Man... I can´t take it anymore, Cindy is making my life so miserable and, to make it worse, I think she is doin´the laundry to that Arts Professor."
"Well. you don´t have it easy, but there is a solution to any desperate situation in life, whether sentimental, professional... even ecological: The Magnificent Booger Theorem.! Use Its Force Son.!
"Well. you don´t have it easy, but there is a solution to any desperate situation in life, whether sentimental, professional... even ecological: The Magnificent Booger Theorem.! Use Its Force Son.!
by rperazag June 21, 2010
Get the Booger Theorem mug.A person who is a hardcore canadian. Typically says "eh" at the end of every sentence. Yet can kick ass when bitched at and are mainly potheads. Will junk punch whoever pisses them off then yell you know whyyyyy
Blake: Dude DJ was a total theoret yesterday.
Justin:Really?
Blake: Yeah! That dude didn't even know what came to him.
Justin:Really?
Blake: Yeah! That dude didn't even know what came to him.
by Justin1369 December 22, 2008
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by FatGutOmega March 13, 2009
Get the Theoretical Whore mug.An event that has taken place resulting in risk of injure, injure or loss of life where a problem was spotted prior to the event which could have been prevented and was forewarned but left ignored or unrectified, but fixed after the fact.
Friend: "I kept telling my about the leaking freezer but he failed to fix it and he got sued by a customer for slipping on it and he fixed it yesterday."
Me:"that is a classic case of what I call the Titanic theory."
White Star Line was neglect and Knew there was not enough lifeboats for all the passengers and crew of the Titanic. (this is the origin case of the Titanic theory)
The Titanic was designed to carry 32 life boats but this number was reduced to the 20 lifeboats because White Star Line felt that the deck would be too cluttered.
Me:"that is a classic case of what I call the Titanic theory."
White Star Line was neglect and Knew there was not enough lifeboats for all the passengers and crew of the Titanic. (this is the origin case of the Titanic theory)
The Titanic was designed to carry 32 life boats but this number was reduced to the 20 lifeboats because White Star Line felt that the deck would be too cluttered.
by Michael Hannon September 16, 2008
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"If one should make a prediction so outlandish, they are an idiot even if their prediction proves true.”
This usually applies to people who make idiotic predictions (which do not always have to apply to sports)that most of the time would not come true, but when they would the predictor brags like he or she is some kind of genius. Idiot Theory disproves their genius.
"If one should make a prediction so outlandish, they are an idiot even if their prediction proves true.”
This usually applies to people who make idiotic predictions (which do not always have to apply to sports)that most of the time would not come true, but when they would the predictor brags like he or she is some kind of genius. Idiot Theory disproves their genius.
A- Yeah dude, my aunt took #11 seed George Mason to the National Title game in her bracket.
B- Wow, she was right. They made it to the Final Four. She's a genius!
A- No, she's an idiot. Ever heard of the Idiot Theory of Sports?
B- Wow, she was right. They made it to the Final Four. She's a genius!
A- No, she's an idiot. Ever heard of the Idiot Theory of Sports?
by Buck437 March 18, 2009
Get the Idiot Theory of Sports mug.A theory which states that certain people absorb the coolness or doucheness of the people around them much like the Asian bean-curd, tofu, absorbs the flavors of the foods surrounding it.
John: That Hans guy can be cool at times, but then he hangs out with those tool bags and acts like an ass.
Jacob: Bro, this is a perfect case of Tofu Theory.
Jacob: Bro, this is a perfect case of Tofu Theory.
by sillyputty94 December 8, 2011
Get the Tofu Theory mug.Mariana and Hichame were about to take a shower in Hichame's Place, Mariana noticed a Pink soap Sponge and thought that it is a girly thing for a Man to have a pink sponge, Hichame, on the other Hand, Thought that she is jealous as the sponge might be a gift from his ex.
Pink Sponge theory is when a couple / group of people look at the same Item and have 2 different thoughts about it, that might cause a misunderstanding or even a fight.
Pink Sponge theory is when a couple / group of people look at the same Item and have 2 different thoughts about it, that might cause a misunderstanding or even a fight.
Her :From where you got this cute bracelet?
Him: from a dear person, why ? Are you jealous it might be from an admirer or an ex.
Her: Hell no, it is just that I think the bracelet is cute. We are both looking at the bracelet with a Pink Sponge Theory
Him: from a dear person, why ? Are you jealous it might be from an admirer or an ex.
Her: Hell no, it is just that I think the bracelet is cute. We are both looking at the bracelet with a Pink Sponge Theory
by Ryuuzaki300 November 26, 2017
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