Squiddick

When your dick is weirdly shaped a probably moist

He's cute but he has a squiddick

by Moistrollingpin February 21, 2019

squididily

When someone is “Trying to pull a fast one”, “do something slick”, or get away with something bad by being sly and/or using finesse.

“If he gets SQUIDIDILY, shoot him in the face.”

by Jm19D February 25, 2019

squid on the dock

To pull out and ejaculate on a women's belly or back.

Wow, I had great sex last night . . . I flipped a "squid on the dock".

by sigbjornfjord March 20, 2019

Squid

An uncircumcised penis with extra skin.

You can’t use that squid for waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

Squid

Someone with stomach issues who goes swimming in a pool and, after being startled or moving in the wrong direction, blows a cloud of diarrhea into the water. This is usually followed by a hasty retreat from the scene.

The pool bar was closed for the rest of the afternoon after some drunk chick pulled a squid after lunch.

by JimboG April 10, 2019

squidfish

A squidfish is a penis post intercourse, wet, sticky and usually stuck to your leg.

Niko had a squidfish going after screwing his wife.

by Kapik May 13, 2019

Squidge

The act of squeezing your penis from bottom to top to get the left-over semen out after a nut.

Darn, I forgot to squidge! Now my dick is glued to my undies!

by AGBJ May 14, 2019