Meimouth's definitions

Blobular

An amorphous body shape that is generally as wide is it is tall.

My Noni, at 4’3” and 150 lbs is blobular.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

waffle bait

Bar fishing older man that is attractive to older women in suburban bars.

That old dude is waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

White Guyaspera

The sincere belief that the experience of zealous white men is universal.

In todays culture of white Guyaspera any experience that is not inherently a white male perspective is just flatly wrong and perverse. See evangelical

by Meimouth November 17, 2023

Blobular

An amorphous body shape that is generally as wide is it is tall.

My Noni, at 4’3” and 150 lbs is blobular.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

waffle bait

Bar fishing older man that is attractive to older women in suburban bars.

That old dude is waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

Squid

An uncircumcised penis with extra skin.

You can’t use that squid for waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

Skincake

The compacted mass of layers of dead skin found under a cast that smells like death and wet English muffins.

After eight weeks in a cast the skincake was so bad that even the nurse gagged at the smell.

by Meimouth November 16, 2020