need some vaseline

When you really get taken avantage of. Basically getting fucked.

Tanya: They charged me way too much for the computer I just bought. I could have bought two for the price I paid to have it financed.
Sydney: Damn sounds like you need some vaseline with that.

by crystal420 March 8, 2007

love me some

Annoying phrase placed before something someone likes. It's usually used by the middle-class Uggs and North Face crowd.

She posted a selfie of her holding a sushi taco, with the description "Love me some asian-mexican fusion! #cultured #omnomnom."

by DudeManBro July 5, 2015

"Five bucks for some coffee and some bullshit"

A phrase to refer to the overly pretentious atmosphere of art-scene occupied overpiced coffee houses. The reason a cup of coffee at Starbucks cost so much.

Well you know it's "Five bucks for some coffee and some bullshit".

by The UweBolla Virus March 10, 2006

This is some bullshit

A common phrase used widely amongst the working class citizens of America. Verbal and non-verbal. Mininum 4-5 days a week.

"This is some bullshit" regional variations include:
1.Thisis sum booshit.
2. This here som boshit.
3. Thisizm bullshit
goes on and on..

by CaliBuns March 2, 2011

chill and play some gamecube

Slang phrase often used as a pickup line for homosexual male date rape, often among the college bro scene.

Hey bro, wanna chill and play some gamecube? I like Jack Johnson. Do you want to talk about it?

by E. Merrill May 7, 2008

Negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

The act of forcing oneself to defecate following a period of constipation

Blimey, I'm going to have to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

by The East Stand Crusader September 25, 2003

I need some more pie!

Explanation to life's questions that can not be anwsered. Anwser to everything.

Me: Hey! I feel something behind me!*turns back* Nobody here.I need some more pie!

by Mr.Bob October 6, 2006