shank

To draw a penis on. Usually done by preps trying to be "cool."

They just called me gay, but I saw them shanking someone's planner yesterday.

by caliginouschild March 16, 2004

Shonky Gift Tactician

Yeay! 'Tis a fellow that impart nowt but the most worthless gifts upon another, whilst sporting a sincere smile of benevolence.

That Fuckwit is a Shonky Gift Tactician, he sucks balls.

by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003

shonkerd

to be fucked up in any way, shape, or form

I think Sid is still pretty shonkerd from last night

by thegoonsquad November 2, 2010

Shonko

A jonko (joint) smoked through a shisha (hookah).

Woah, dude... This shonko is hitting hard, man...

by Grassmeister July 4, 2017

Shonky

A word that has been made up to mean another word for "Something that is not level "

have you got shonky eyes or something? because that sink is not level

by Rifffy June 3, 2019

shonker

in-between a wanker and a shanker

bro that guy was a shonker

by pp shlicker October 16, 2021

shonkeetonk

Shonkeetonk is a very rare language that the shonkees speak.

We speak Shonkeetonk and we're proud of it

by BabbleBoy March 25, 2023