seasoning

-to add more details (true or not) to a story or discussion.

he wasn’t even there but he started seasoning the whole thing like he was there on the day of the fight to begin with

by handle no cap May 27, 2020

sebastian

A useless piece of shit. He lies around all day doing fuck all. He’s overweight but never has the balls to get up and do something about it. He always has to be right about everything and will ruin a night just to try and insist he’s right when he’s clearly not. Usually ugly and weird as well, waddling around like a retard while most people try to avoid him. You can’t rely on him for anything important. A fat, useless, unattractive parasite, you should make sure to steer clear of Sebastian.

“Ew, who’s that gross flabby piece of shit?”

“Ugh. That’s Sebastian. Let’s go.”

by Sebby_memez June 1, 2020

sebastian

the coolest person ever to exist but he is lowkey gay siiiiiike he is so strait you can use him as a ruler

you are so sebastian bro

by ij4769 September 25, 2020

Sebastian Michealis

Simply one hell of a butler

Sebastian Michealis is simply one hell of a butler

by Www.uglybitch.com November 26, 2020

Sebastian Issue

The person that felt left out

Me:you got skilled issue
someone:what and how u keep saying skill issue
Me:Because you got Sebastian issue
Someone: :skull: what

by guess that unknown guy May 6, 2023

Napkin Season

The beautiful time of year, typically between 31 March and 10 September in which fine young broads gallivant in public wearing loose-fitting tops; or “napkins”. So named for their free-flowing nature, immaculacy, and the fact that it looks like the funbags are wrapped up in such a serviette; the “napkin” is perhaps the most glorious of all female clothing (far superior to the Jegging).

Screw December, Napkin Season is the most wonderful time of the year!

Nap-kin Sea-son! *clap clap clapclapclap*

R.I.P. Napkin Season (2010-2010)

by Amanning07 April 27, 2011

mattress season

The period of time when a girl is on her period and she is using pads (aka mattresses) instead of tampons. Mattress season lasts from the time when the first used pad hits the garbage can until the garbage is taken out at the end of her period. As can be imagined, the worst part of mattress season is the smell that all of the piled up mattress in the garbage create.

Ugh, this mattress season is lasting forever. We need to get our roommates tampons for Christmas.

by Angeleah D. July 1, 2011