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Napkin Season

The beautiful time of year, typically between 31 March and 10 September in which fine young broads gallivant in public wearing loose-fitting tops; or “napkins”. So named for their free-flowing nature, immaculacy, and the fact that it looks like the funbags are wrapped up in such a serviette; the “napkin” is perhaps the most glorious of all female clothing (far superior to the Jegging).
Screw December, Napkin Season is the most wonderful time of the year!

Nap-kin Sea-son! *clap clap clapclapclap*

R.I.P. Napkin Season (2010-2010)
Napkin Season by Amanning07 April 27, 2011