While dressed head to toe in a latex gimp suit with a flap in which your penis can remain free, you must embark towards your nearest church, in pursuit of your desired altar boy. Then you are to shout 'I AM LOOKING FOR A LOVER' while beating your meat and slapping the child with sliced cheese on their face.
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Get the Dirty Simon mug.The act of a Dirty Simone, except in her bum bum instead. The act also includes swirling her ass blood in your mouth and spitting it into her unconscious face. If the smell is too bad, you may vom on her as well.
Went to Amsterdam for a sesh, met a bird and took her back to my hotel. She asked me if I knew any dirty stuff to do. I mentioned the Royal Dirty Simone.
The rest is history now.
The rest is history now.
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A sloppy salmon is where a man fucks a woman with a fish and then slaps that pussy with the dead fish
by Dequavis Jones March 16, 2019
Get the Sloppy salmon mug.A term used to describe an athlete who deliberately competes at a lower level of competition in order to outplay the field and win awards.
Derived from the 'Big-fish-little-pond" concept; a clearly superior fish in a little pond.
Derived from the 'Big-fish-little-pond" concept; a clearly superior fish in a little pond.
He played the game today like a professional athlete, he is a Salmon in this division of the competition.
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Get the simon mug.The perception that (despite much effort) no progress is actually being made as one attempts to struggle forward with one's life. From salmon run + (tape or film) loop; combining the difficultly encountered by salmon as they head upstream to spawn and the endless repetition of a film or tape loop.
Every month it was the same thing: a salmon run loop of cutting back on everything in order to keep up with the spiraling interest on the family's credit cards.
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