Plating dick

To be disheveled, scattered, dirty, broken down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.

Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweat pants, and broken ass slides? Dude is plating dick, I hope he’s ok!

by Mikkke T March 27, 2024

Playing turtle

When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.

When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”

by Proud Posterior April 27, 2024

playing palworld

playing palworld is having freaky time

“Do you like playing palworld?”
“Oh yes. Definitely.”

by cookieeater14 May 8, 2024

playing the dinosaur game

When someone is “playing the dinosaur game”, it means they don’t have internet connection/service.

“Can you text Davey for me real quick?”

“Sorry, I can’t, I’m playing the dinosaur game.”

by starstruck_x May 18, 2024

Playing Minecraft

To commit a mass shooting.

(Derivative of the “in Minecraft” jokes.)

On June 12, 2016. Al-Martha Lorrainadam began Playing Minecraft at the Gay bar in Florida.

by MarthaSpeaksAndIListen May 19, 2024

Playing Peggle

Male slang for getting pegged/anally penetrated by a woman wearing a strap-on dildo.

Guy 1: Me and Delaine were playing Peggle last night.
Guy 2: Did it hurt?
Guy 1: It did at first, but I loved it.

by imnotreallytoogood May 21, 2024

Playing the Babongos

Is a term used in Fortnite for players that are W-Keying full squads for no reason when all their squad mates are dead and they’re supposed to be bringing them back at a Reboot Van.

Bro is playing the Babongos again, might as well just quit out now and go back to Sea of Thieves.

by pumkinPatchPETE June 1, 2024