A pick me Pearl is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval, will embarrass or throw women under the bus but in the process she is rejected from the demographic of men she is pandering to, due to the fact that she is to masculine/outspoken.

"she says all the right things for the type of man she wants, why isn't anyone picking her?"
"It's because she's a pick me pearl"

Pick me Pearl by Bitterbunn April 21, 2024

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Louisiana Mud Pearl

When a woman gets creampied by her man and the cum runs out of her vagina onto her butthole, the man then eats her ass or the cum (the pearl) mixed with shit to create the Louisiana Mud Pearl

After dinner and drinks, Rob ate a Louisiana Mud Pearl for dessert.

Louisiana Mud Pearl by ColinHammer December 4, 2024

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Great Mother of Pearl

An interjection used when you cannot say "What the fuck" or "The fuck" and this interjection is similar to 'I beg your pardon'

Barren - Sends video of someone getting beheaded in gc
Johan - "Great mother of pearl"

Great Mother of Pearl by De'Shawnathon July 23, 2025

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Mermaid's Pearl Necklace

The Mermaid's Pearl Necklace is when a man slaps their partner in the face with a Nassau Grouper (or any other fish) while simultaneously ejaculating on her chest.

Oh man last night I gave my girlfriend a Mermaid's Pearl Necklace! Probably shouldn't've used a frozen fish though.

Mermaid's Pearl Necklace by Capt_Bitey_Bart November 8, 2025

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