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What time are you open till? 

"What time are you open till?" is a seemingly innocent question posed to unsuspecting retail and restaurant workers. The question "opens them up" to all the shit the customer wants to throw at them, and generally ruins their day because they are thenceforth opened to everyone who comes into the store. Basically, they are bottoms until closing time because they equated themselves mentally with the store, which everybody is coming inside.
Customer: What time are you open till?

Waitress: The restaurant closes at 11.

Customer: You didn't answer my question!

Waitress: I know!
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The sign put on businesses that reopened after they had to shut down due to the covid 19 pandemic caused by the Chinese.
Thanks to the selfish Chinese Communist Party for allowing the virus to spread all over the world causing thousands of businesses to close. Fortunately some were able to survive and are now open again.
now open by jimmybomm November 2, 2020

Bust Me Open 

To Put Some Ones Business Out In The Open.
Devin screamed over the class to Cam and said, "Cam, don't you like Jessica!?"
Cam yelled back, "Aw, why you got to bust me open like that?"
Bust Me Open by DhatBossBitch November 5, 2009

fly is open 

When your bulge can be seen through underwear and pants. Women love to see it.
Stephen's underwear always had bad ventilation so he secretly opened his fly. His cock came flying out and Sally could see a huge blue bulge between the black pants. She trolled him by sitting on Stephen. She felt the head of the penis and let out a moan only Stephen could hear. She felt his cock twitch sideways and whispered to him seductively, "I want you on me later." At the end of class, one of his classmates saw something and told him that his fly is open. He blushed. He ran to the unisex toilets and banged open the door. There, on the cold tiles, Sally, wearing a thong was jerking out. "Daddy, you take so long" she said. She went over to me and pulled my pants while I unclipped her bra. They were jigging up and down. I gave them both a peck and she returned the favour by ripping my boxers full of pre-cum since class and licking all of it. She took off my shirt and rubbed it against her pussy, making me as hard as I could get. But now we needed lube caus my dick was dry but she mixed her saliva with her love juice and made my 6' ready for insertion. We made out for a few minutes while inserting a few fingers in her soggy pussy. After that, she laid down while I slowly took off her panties, revealing the huge ass. My dick and I were excited. I began, faster and faster until her moans were so loud it became screams for a second and then all her love juices came onto my face as I pulled out and licked it all.

Busting it open 

When a woman ejaculates on a mans face and shits in there mouth (optional)
Dang, iggy got me fucked up from busting it open all over me last night, the shit tasted good too
Busting it open by Grjir836 November 1, 2020

Warning: Open Trench Below! 

Example of a very loose woman
Loose, teacher of sluts, a shirt given to a person after you permanently opened an orfice; or found to be :~
Warning: Open Trench Below!

alamo open house 

It's when you push your enemy or friend (if you are an awful person or you both are) down a well or below ground enclosure with ground level opening and while they are awake and terrified you defecate above them and say "remember the alamo" and refuse to help them out until they "clean house." Also known as " the buffalo bill basket."
Hey did you watch silence of the lambs? That part where buffalo bill keeps that girl in the well is so frightening! Oh yeah? Not as frightening as an alamo open house!
alamo open house by wuce brayne January 8, 2014