Mike Wilmer

A common name that white people mix up with rapper "Mike WiLL Made-It"

Yo, did you hear that Mike Wilmer song?

Mike Wilmer by Mike Wilmer July 26, 2021

Mike Rotch 

the persone every ones looking for but cant seem to find. Hahahaha losers who cant find mike rotch

aka m y c ro t ch lol ahahhaha

Mike Rotch by billy bob jon but crack jhaSDFKJHSF October 6, 2003

mike dirnt

a) cutest, most talented guy ever. bassist for the awesome band green day.

mike dirnt is one amazing bass player and no musicians can even compare

mike dirnt by a TRUE green day fan November 22, 2004

Mike Jones 

Mike Jones was cool before he dropped Who Is Mike Jones? His old stuff is great and he actually flows, but he decided to go the easy route this time and shout his name and number.

Who?! Mike Jones! If you hate Mike Jones look up The Mixtape Messiah on Limewire and hear how bad Chamillionaire wrecks on him.

Mike Jones by Lt Panda July 31, 2005

Mike Jones 

A rapper obessed with saying his name.

Random person: Hey, nigger, what's your name?

Mike Jones: Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones

Random person: Ok, please be quiet now.

Mike Jones: Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones

*White guy beats the shit out of Mike Jones*

Mike Jones by Johnny Johnothan August 6, 2006

mike jones 

The male prostitute who in late 2006 alleged the Evangelical leader, Rev. Ted Haggard, paid him for sex and methamphetamine over a three-year period.

Jones, who exposed the Haggard, is quoted as saying, "I felt I owed it to the gay community to expose the hypocrisy,".

Person One: Who was that one male prostitute that that one fag religious leader was fucking?

Person Two: Oh - I beleive that it was Mike Jones.

mike jones by M. James a.k.a. "pig" November 6, 2006

Mike Bobaguard 

A man who lost his virginity to a horse when he was 12 years old.

I got Mike Bobaguarded when I was young.

Mike Bobaguard by anonymous January 30, 2023