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fap material

Noun. usually pornographic media intended for the use of masturbation. Fap being the verb to masturbate.
"Do you know where I can get some decent fap material?"
"Um... try fapmaterial.com"
by A.Fapper July 20, 2012
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MATEO

Guy 1: Where are you from?!
Guy 2: Mateo!
by San Mateo Bridge January 31, 2009
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Mateus

A magical jew fairy who does some trippy shit. Likes to frequently troll. It is unknown to the world but Mateus is the biggest skux of all time.
"Oh hey Mateus, hows it going?"

"Pretty average, only scored about 300 CHICKS!...................
LAST NIGHT!"
by aceboy27 December 11, 2011
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San Mateo

SAN MATEO. pretty much the bombest place to be in Bayy Ara. Home to drifters, rich white hoes, druggies going to ivy league schools, irish pubs, hot-cheeto eating mexicanos and a few blacks/asians. Pretty much divided up into two sections...one side of the freeway is gangstaland (bayside midd school, college park, fiesta gardens) and theres the white Baywood freaks, burlingame BIS kids, the sexy centrals...other shit. Most of the gansta's hang out Downtown San mateo on Friday nights outside the theater. Hell yeah.
Damn she's hella beaner...probably from Bayside in "San Mateo".
Damn...she's hella white...probably from Baywood San Mateo.
by Shanaanagurlzz650 August 6, 2011
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relationship material

n. A status bestowed from one individual upon another exemplifying satisfaction anticipated from maintaining a relationship with that individual. This evaluation is highly subjective and typically reflects a great deal of personal preference. However, this term is usually used in situations where the relationship is not exclusively sexual (i.e., it is not used to describe a fuck buddy).
Claire: Matt is hott, but I can't stand talking to him; he is so stupid!

Jenn: Not relationship material, huh?
by lugnutwrench August 12, 2008
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alma mater

An institution that has ceased to give a flying fuck about you post-graduation but keeps in touch in case you do something they can publicize or make money they can ask for.
My alma mater sent a donation envelope to my shack in the hood.
by FoxBat March 27, 2008
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materia

Orbs that are equipped into slots of the famous classic RPG "Final Fantasy VII". they grant certain special abilities to the characters equipped with them.

Materia also means "matter" in some languages that derivate from the Latin. Which is the substance in which our universe is composed of.
I'm going to equip all of my good materia onto Cloud's slots.
by Frann June 16, 2007
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