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liberal

A person who is basically dead weight to society, and does not contribute anything. They rely on the government to do everything for them and believe that people's fates are determined not by how hard they work, but by what their government does for them.
Those liberals over there do nothing but smoke pot, and take up space, and talk about how they will change the world, yet their methods of fighting poverty have been scientifically proven by economists and other experts in related fields to be ineffective.
by 1337 speaka July 3, 2008
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Liberal douchebag

The disorder is characterized as an overwhelming desire to be noticed and willingness to engage in any attention-seeking on non-conformist behaviour to the betterment of their agenda. They are never wrong, have a disdain for any capitalism or any facts that go against their ideology. They are hateful hypocritical and have a unwarranted need to be against almost anything and anyone who does not fall exactly in line with their warped view of the world that only they feel is the “the way things should be”. They lie, deceive and make up and exaggerate facts all in accordance to their agenda
“That self serving liberal douchebag is the most arrogant prick one would ever meet.”

Almost any issue, point or fact ever brought up with any liberal douchebag can be answered by one of the following by a Liberal Douche-Bag

A. Uh, huh? Total CRAP, same baloney you hear on Fox news or “World Nut Daily”

B. As Spock says, "The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few."

C. Ronald Reagan is responsible for this entire mess NOT list their favourite liberal icon.

D. This can all be traced back to killing Muslims for oil and the CIA's installation of the Shah.

E. Your choice: (1) The 2000 election was stolen or (2) The 2004 election was stolen.

F. A review of the key arguments: (1) I am never wrong; (2) Refer to 1.

G. This conversation is over.

H. Move on to something real... OR call a time out and arrogantly remark “go study the issue”

I. The days of the stupid white male are over, get used to it
by visgoth April 21, 2010
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Liberals

stupid ppl that allowed gay/lesbian ppl to marry in canada
liberals suk alot yah......
by smiling_is_creepy September 25, 2005
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Liberals

Officially the most annoying people in the world.

They seek the downfall of the worlds morals , but they will it because they themselves think they are being moral. They want to replace true morals with twisted morals.

Most of them are actually athiests/non religious but are trying to be moral and "good" people for no actual reason , and doing it the completely wrong way.

They try to speak for equality and acceptance , but they refuse to accept people who aren't warped like them. So in this sense they are also hypocrites.
Liberals are those people who , despite not being gay themselves and have no gay friends either will defend gay peoples right to shove each others dicks up each others shit holes to the death , for no known reason.

They care more about gay peoples rights than actual gay people even care about gay rights.

They also quite like to defend peoples rights to kill babies.

They are NOT good people like they like to think they are.
by FuckLiberals82347 August 6, 2011
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Literacy Test

it's a test in ontario that grade 10 students are forced to take and pass, if you don't pass you are forced to take it again until you pass or are forced to take a class against your will that will "help" you pass. Because if you do not pass in the future years of high school, you will fail high school..... it's also a shit load of ass because they say it's really hard and a lot of people fail... but it's extremely easy...too easy...
Before: "Ah CRAP!! the literacy test is today!! it's going to be hard!!"

After: "That was the easiest test ever...i didnt even need to study...."
by Nightwalker0 April 2, 2009
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Liberals

Liberals
Hateful term applied to anyone smarter than George Dubya. If it weren't for liberals slavery would still be completely acceptable. Liberals are often called Un-American for having common sense. Apparently Common sense is now only a European trait. Often picked on and despised for questioning questionable leadership as if we should follow our leader (reguardless of who) off a bridge without question. Liberals are despised for thinking for themselves as Republicans always blame the non-existant "liberal media" for the problems and turn to Fox news for their daily intake of rightwing bullshit which they like to call "fair and balanced"
Liberal: I voted for John Kerry because I think he's more qualified to lead our country.

Moron: You're Un-American
Source: Aaron, Mar 29, 2005

Wait,"SMARTER THAN BUSH"? LMFAO!!!!!

If liberals are so much smarter than Bush then how come Bush is the one who won the election? How come Republicans won so big?
I guess you liberals aren't as smart as you think you are because Bush appears to be smarter than all of you! ROFLMAO!!
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Battered Liberal

Another Sterotype created by the Conservative Hate Culture to promote stereotypes against liberals. See Conservative Sucker Punch

Typical Heard on Right-Wing Political Hate Radio.

ex: Rush Limbaugh
Everyone laughed at the Wingnut who called the person he was debating a Battered Liberal.
by Bob_the_Patriot December 5, 2007
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