knobswallower

A person who partakes in the act of cock inhalation (aka "a cocksucker")

that fuckwit is such a knobswallower!

by mudbuttonluver April 24, 2009

knobhawker

1)One who stares at a man's crotch
2)Somebody with shifty eyes in the locker room or lav.
3)Somebody who uses trained hawks to wreak havoc on the male population.
4)Somebody who is drawn by the unquestionable allure that is Volvo and harasses their owners out of (transparent) jealosy.

Yo! Quit your knobhawking and get away from my Volvo.

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 16, 2003

knobcookie

A word used when someone does someting stupid.

Give me the ball, ya knobcookie!

by spikeyphilrandom August 1, 2007

knobgreedy

one who is hungry for knob...
aka a slut

That beezy is knobgreedy!

by D*m!ni< May 16, 2007

knob wallet

a ladies prick purse,
a place where the gentleman can make a deposit using his minge plow.

''christ its cold in the sea today, my cock will look like a cocktail sausage'' said dave to his sister whilst swimming. '' don't worry '' she replied ,'' you can pop it in my knob wallet later to warm it up''

by rupert- trumpington-cornflake March 1, 2009

Knob Chunk

One who is generally a foolish or an unpleasant person to be around.

"Jesus, that guy's a total knob chunk."

by the jacksus August 15, 2009

Knob Swallower

Someone who really pisses you off. Undertakes homo activites.

Adam: "Jonny shagged Paul's missus last night!"

Steve: "He's a fuckin' knob Swallower!"

by BallBagBob September 7, 2009