by J.R.R. Tokin August 25, 2008
Get the J.R.R. Tokin mug.A JRI (Jager relater incident) is very similar to an ARI (Alcohol related incident) except that it may, and usually does, include incidents you can't recall until reminded in some way. The consumption of jager seems to have direct effect on the time-space continuum. These incidents can include bruises from an unknown source, texts you don't remember sending or phone calls you don't remember making, as well as things you may have said. In extreme cases it may involve inappropriate behavior with the opposite sex - and in the most extreme case, this same behavior with the same sex. Can occur after several shots of jager but seem to have a higher incident level after multiple jagerbombs.
Angel: Who was that girl you were making out with on the dance floor last night??
Glenn: I was making out with a girl last night?? Must have been a J R I because I remember nothing!! Hope she was cute at least!! Damn jagerbombs!!
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Angel: Soooo - can you please tell me what I texted you at 3am last night? I see responses from you but it seems I cleared my sent folder!
Blake: You called me a bum for staying home and then said you were coming to my house to party. I told you "negative" and you argued but then finally agreed. No big deal - we'll just call it another J R I!!
Glenn: I was making out with a girl last night?? Must have been a J R I because I remember nothing!! Hope she was cute at least!! Damn jagerbombs!!
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Angel: Soooo - can you please tell me what I texted you at 3am last night? I see responses from you but it seems I cleared my sent folder!
Blake: You called me a bum for staying home and then said you were coming to my house to party. I told you "negative" and you argued but then finally agreed. No big deal - we'll just call it another J R I!!
by Just Sayin12 January 25, 2010
Get the J R I mug.The greatest television villian of all time. J.R. was the money-hungry/power-hungry son of an oiler on the popular series "Dallas" who troubled others, including his brothers and wife, on a daily basis with his evil and selfish intentions. J.R. was deceptive, tactful, and humorous though hated by most of the characters on the show. He drove away his brother Gary, threatened to kill Gary's wife Valeen if she ever returned to Dallas, competed and sabotaged brother Bobby's marriage and place in the business, and of course destroyed his wife Sue Ellen's life...not to mention the lives of many others.
by Bo Ewing August 25, 2005
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by kordaihouston January 1, 2012
Get the J.R. mug.A public school in Philadelphia known to be in the top 100 schools in the country. #1 school in the state. Obviously, it is a magnet school but despite this it has very low funds from the city. There is so much competition for enterance that kids who get 95% on their entrance exams are put on the waiting list and often denied admission. Kids there are allowed to graduate in 11th grade (they don't get a graduation but they do get a diploma if they want it in 11th).
by Hi __ June 11, 2009
Get the J.R. Masterman mug.When a bullheaded person is ill-trained, in charge, and singlemindedly opposes a large team of intelligent dissenters, and this stubborn decision causes severe loss, that is the J.R. effect
Usage note: The J.R. effect is often preceeded by what is known as the chewbacca defense.
Usage note: The J.R. effect is often preceeded by what is known as the chewbacca defense.
Everyone told him not to heat the lava lamp on the stove, but he explained the model of the chemical structure of the subatomic particles and the flashpoint reaction -- we don't know what the fuck he was talking about. Anyway, now he's dead with a shard of glass through his heart as a result of the J.R. effect.
by Coder February 8, 2005
Get the The J.R. Effect mug.A sarcastic song made by ABK in 2003, featured Violent J from the Insane Clown Posse reffering to Juggalos as a gang. However like all their songs, Violent J's description wasn't a direct one. J.R.B. was made too give Juggalos a little extra "Swagger" in their step, or another name too rep. Also this is around the time when "G-Unit" was getting big, a lot believe it was to make fun of G-Unit. All in all the song was made too make fun of people who think Juggalos are a gang. No REAL Juggalo goes out and acts like a gangbanger. I stress the word REAL Juggalo.
Any Juggalo is said too rep J.R.B., but no one takes it seriously, because it isn't a serious thing. Just another way too get your jug-swagger on and show some family love! WOOP WOOP!
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To the person above. Maybe some of that is true. But I myself have been in college, never slapped a girl, do own a nice Nissan, and can speak and type quite fluently. I know Juggalos who work in New York on Good Money Construction, I know Juggalos who are dentists, and I know Juggalos who are also druggie potheads who have no good vision in life. So take your hater shit some place else. I'm sorry you have too deal with the narrsistic part of the Family.
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To the person above. Maybe some of that is true. But I myself have been in college, never slapped a girl, do own a nice Nissan, and can speak and type quite fluently. I know Juggalos who work in New York on Good Money Construction, I know Juggalos who are dentists, and I know Juggalos who are also druggie potheads who have no good vision in life. So take your hater shit some place else. I'm sorry you have too deal with the narrsistic part of the Family.
by Jesse Kaabe August 24, 2009
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