Sweet Mother of Jesus

Mary, the mother of Jesus. This is typically an exclamation of disbelief, usually targeted at something so out there that it's hard to believe or process. You could also say "Holy shit!" -- it's quicker.

Sweet mother of Jesus! Did you see that chick just crush those beer cans with her 44HHH tits?!?!

by toxicsky February 8, 2010

Jessica

The girl Jessica is the hottest person you will ever see she will walk around with her gang/squad and she will make you fall for her and she will never care what other people think and guys will fall for her and if she likes you,you have to like her back because you never know when she falls in love with someone else

Yo Jessica is so hot

by Ask April 24, 2016

Jessica

Jessica is a very independent girl. She is well rounded and involves herself in many activities with many people. Although she is independent she is a reliable and loyal friend when it comes down to it. Jessica’s weakness is her short temper. It’s easy to get on her nerves, but if you’re careful enough, she’s always a joy to be around. Jessica also typically has a loving family, that will always be there for her. Other than entertaining herself with countless clubs, she loves hanging out with them as well as her closest friends. Jessica is also known to be a scholar, trying her best in school. She is almost always involved in some sort of learning experience, but also typically has a well paying job. Juggling all her activities may also stress her out at times, but she is committed and says it is well worth it.

Jessica is an individual but enjoys time spent with friends, and is involved in many activities, including schooling and clubs.

by AllNames February 16, 2019

Slim Jesus

Fake white boy rapping about drugs and shooting guns which he will never do any of these things.

Slim Jesus is a fake white boy.

by Jammmmmmieboiiii November 7, 2015

Jesus Eat World

A little known Christian band that make sfun of Jimmy Eat World. Someone will probably delete this thinking it's a fake group then shit themselves the next day when they here J.E.W. on XM Radio.

I never thought I would see the day. It's as big of a surprise as the Beastie Boys were.

by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

Jesus Creepers

Sandals, often Birkenstocks.

Ben is feeling really rather swish in his sandals, his feet are free to enjoy the Summer air whilst still being protected AND they allow him to wear 3/4 shorts without looking quite the fool.

Or so he thinks...

Friends: 'GAHAHA! WHAT'S WITH THE JESUS CREEPERS, MAN?!'

Chris is embarrassed.

by The Pinch July 16, 2006

Jesus Fish

people who would rather put a symbol of modern christianity on their cars than actually live the christian life. usually seen on vehicles speeding and cutting people off in traffic.

that car that ran over my grandma's feet had a jesus fish on it. the driver must have been late for church.

by themarcuscreature September 22, 2005