Josep

The most aweosme person in the world. Whoever has that name can just be defined by one word: AWESOMENESS

Josep is awesome!

by emokid1991 February 25, 2010

joss-o-meter

The joss-o-meter is a system for rating comical, unique or once in a life time events. The joss-o-meter is named after the human rating machine Joss who is the font of all knowledge with regards to rating classic events.

There are seven ratings on the normal joss-o-meter which are:

classendary - for the most amazing events

bloody brilliant - for that which seems classendary at the time yet wears off with age

classic - frequently remenissed over events such as "the bundle incident"

legendary - mostly reserved for people you would go to the pub with

average - that which is not worth rating

crap - events which are hyped and turn out to be below par

a bit shit - the worst people and things on the planet, such as George W Bush, Liberal Democrats, the Holocaust and rape.

Example

"Wow, I would rate that party last night as classic on the joss-o-meter."

by Jermain Jerome October 2, 2006

Joshing Out

To completely bail on plans with your friends.

I can't believe Miller didn't show up tonight. He was totally Joshing out on us.

by Samuel McGinty June 14, 2008

Rogan Josh

Slang for a Blow Job AKA Nosh

Normally said down south but its creeping back up North

Cockney ryming at its best - Josh = nosh = Blow job - Fellatio

Went out last night and this bird gave me a Rogan Josh

by Baron Rouge February 10, 2009

Jose

Jose one of the people I could not live without with. Has the most amazing personality ever, beautiful on the outside and inside. Extraordinary in every single way, no one word can sum him up as he is out of this universe. Not even near an angel. Can touch one’s heart so easily, has so much more to him than what meets the eye. His looks are amazing; once you look at his eyes you won’t be able to take your eye off him. One glance could never fulfil your needs. Every little thing he does is so cute even if it’s annoying you can’t be angry at him. I always want to hold his hands; his heart is so warm even though you can’t see it. I love everything about him; from head down to toe is beauty. If I didn’t meet him my life would not be complete, all I need to do is win your heart then I can die happy. Your smile is contagious and your laugh is music to my ears. One of the most important people in my life, think about you all the time. When I’m not talking to you I’m thinking of you, when I am talking to you I want to be with you. Made the biggest impact on my life so far, amazing guy. Could never ask for a better friend, I’ll love you forever even if you don’t feel the same way as me. If you meet someone called Jose -be warned you will want to hold on to him forever. When you lose him it's like you lost everything you ever gained, if you hurt him it hurts yourself much worse.

I think I just lost the best thing in my life,
Who?
Jose.

by DisasterDisaster February 9, 2010

Joseph

A lovely, hilarious, good looking guy who is loved by everyone. Is easy to get along with and once you befriend them, you don't want to let them go. Feels like you've known them forever after only a week of knowing them. Most have brown hair and blue eyes. Is very good at art and music and tends to play the tuba. He owns the latest mac and blackberry and is very "hip". Everyone wants to be friends with joe. If your joe's friend count yourself lucky, as he usually creates application forms first.

you would usually meet joseph's on holiday and end up being friends with them for life.

by williamjodie August 22, 2011

jose

An a Amazing guy who is the sweetest ! Treats you like a princess like any women should be treated, keeps his word and knows his place he may mess up but he learns from his mistakes . Also adding that hes amazing in bed knows what he is doing and knows how to please you (; trust me when you loose a jose its like loosing everything....everything!!! Make sure you value him ! hes worth it just takes time

Girl :Omg you know jose !?
Other girl: yea he is the sweetest

Girl : gosh your so lucky to know a jose !!!

by shaniqua4321 December 14, 2015