raped by jesus

when jesus comes down with spider people and rapes your grandma in the ass true fact if you commit too satan prepare the aking

i felt jesus in my ass i think i was raped by jesus

by dic kin ya momma bith April 20, 2017

jesus hong

The Asian version of Jesus Christ, from family guy

You know, I met Jesus in there, he is Chinese, and his last name is Hong, he has no idea where people got the Christ thing from. (Jesus Hong)

by ChubbyUnicorn July 13, 2017

Jesus complex

Someone who will bend over backwards to try and help, good natured, But often messes their own life fixing yours.

"His Jesus complex got him fired, because he pulled over to help change a tire on a delivery"

"He rented a room to help a friend and they burned his house down, guess his Jesus complex got the best of him again."

by SpeedosStretch September 14, 2019

Jesus Boner

When your mans boner is so long that it is considered holy.

Lemme see your sweet Jesus Boner

by Cuntmuffin995 September 5, 2019

jesus water

When you wake in the middle of the night really needing a glass of water and there's just a bottle right in your reach. It's like a whole other drink because it's just there if you need it

I've just had the most amazing glass of Jesus Water

by Made up words that make sense March 8, 2017

Sweet Jesus

When you see a woman so beautiful she takes you by surprise

Sweet Jesus shes hot

by Seny69 December 30, 2018

Jesus Cherry

For those that don’t want to use the lords name.

“You’ll never guess what I’ve done...”

“Jesus Cherry! Go on! Tell me.”

by NAR93 February 14, 2018