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Us. We are internet explorers
Me:"Hey Sam, we're internet explorers."
Sam:"Dear god"
by awaffleduck July 3, 2014
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Captain Intensity

I lived with a buddy who was always so intense about everything around the house. No one did the dishes, someone drank his beer so we ended up calling him Captian intensity

A buddy who is intense about everything
Dude I fucked Tammy last night

Man thats my girlfreind bro

Chill out captain intensity I used a rubber
by Tyler Bohannon March 5, 2007
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internal deficit

the gap between revenues and expenditures for a government (over a given period of time); often referred to as a public deficit or fiscal deficit. In many cases, a country has administrative subdivisions that also run significant fiscal deficits, e.g., India or Argentina. The sum of state, local, and federal deficits would constitute the internal deficit of those countries.

On very rare occasions the term is applied to the deficit run by private enterprise as well as by government; in such a case, the definition is understood to mean the total debt of a country that is held by its own citizens.
Some of the largest internal deficits in the world are experienced by countries with large external surpluses. Japan in the mid-'00's was a classic example.

(See external deficit)
by Abu Yahya February 14, 2009
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Internet service providings

The satirical term mocking the annoying cold caller telesales people and companies involved who outsource western based companies call centres to India as a money saving practice.

These call centres will often ring you up uninvited and attempt to sell you a product, such as an internet service even though they don't have a firm grasp of the English language.

The phrase can also be attributed to the UK television show Fonejacker, who impersonates such a person as a prank caller.
Ring ring...

"Hello, I'm calling to see if you would be interested in switching your internet service providings from your current providings to a new providings?"
by PrivateLifeOfPlants October 22, 2009
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Interneting

Verb; an action that one takes while using the internet.
Guy 1:' hey man what up?'

Guy 2:' Not much man, Just interneting.'
by kai0080 June 5, 2011
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Internet Drama

Two or more grown-ass adults squabbling like immature babies over an extremely trivial and/or ridiculous issue that nobody gave a rat's arse about in the first place, with no gain in any case aside from turning a lot of people against you just because you can.
Oh, would you two quit with this stupid internet drama!? Seriously, you're both acting like toddlers arguing over a pack of animal crackers; grow up and act like fuckin' adults!
by Intelligence001 February 12, 2020
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the unholy trinity of the internet

The unholy trinity of the internet consists of three photos that one must witness to become a jaded internet user, once these three have been witnessed, they can not be un-witnessed. these three pictures are( going tamest to least tame in my opinion)
Lemon Party, three gay elders with flaccid penises having an orgy
Goatse, an old man bent over to the camera and exposing his wide arsehole
and last but not least, tub girl, an asian girl in a bath shitting everywhere
Hey, Joey, Johnny looks like he's seen some shit in his time...
Yeah, he was forced to witness the unholy trinity of the internet.
Jesus, I would never wish that fate upon my worst enemy...
by huesicle November 12, 2015
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