Internet Drama is this:
A acquaintance you have only met through Facebook says, "why are you so retarded?". An acquaintance in real life would never say this. Then you tell your other friends on Facebook and talk bad about the person who said this to you. In real life, this wouldn't happen and no one would give a shit.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Oh, would you two quit with this stupid internet drama!? Seriously, you're both acting like toddlers arguing over a pack of animal crackers; grow up and act like fuckin' adults!