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Hammer Time

Topgun: you gonna shotgun that beer or just stand there

Hammer: Im gonna take my clothes off first and then hammer time it
by Hammer April 13, 2005
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Hammerhead

A shit so large it feels like the head of the hammer is coming out of your ass but then tapers of nicely for sweet relief.

Practicing lamaze techniques during this process if helpful.

WARNING:
The hammerhead can cause bleeding so don't be alarmed.
Now I know what having a baby feels like, I just dropped a hammerhead in the bowl.
by SavedByZero July 20, 2009
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hammer

A frisbee throw mainly used among Ultimate enthusiasts. It consists of an upsidedown forehand throw above the head that is meant to fall quickly. It is and unstable throw and not recommended for days with adverse weather conditions.
by Silver Webb a.k.a. K-Dawg June 11, 2005
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Hammercock

A revenge tactic in while a male tricks female into stand/holding a bent over doggy-style position. Then proceeds to run full bore towards ramming his hammercock into her vagina/anus thus impaling her and exacting revenge. Can also be applied to oral impaling.
"That hoe cheated on me so I hammercocked her ass!"

"My stupid teacher gave me a bad grade on my test so I hammercocked her mouth."

"Shut up or I'm going to hammercock your mouth!!"
by Gogogosan September 4, 2009
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Grammer Hammer

A soft pudgey-fingered twat AKA an asshole.
Oh shit, here's the grammer hammer, let's bounce.
by Big Rick Sandifer October 19, 2008
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Hammer

1. (Adjective) A word that refers to a really big douche bag person that you cannot stand. Mainly someone who does something rude or annoying like the loud strike of a hammer.

2. (Noun) A tool with a long handle and a butt at one end and the other side two points used to jab nails into certain things. Often used in construction.

3. (verb) To bash something into another object or hit something intensely.

4. Hammered* (Verb) To get extremely drunk or wasted usually after a crazy party.
1. Wow, that dude over there with the face is such a hammer, he keeps trying to start a fight with Frank over here.

2. I used a hammer to nail the picture frame into the wall.

3. That dude kept pissing Frank off so i went over there and hammered him in the face with my fist of doom.

4. We got so hammered last night! Frank ended up on the floor and i think we wrote on him... Can't remember though...
by TheMetalHead13 April 12, 2010
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