Grease Monkey

An unlicensed or on-the-side mechanic that you go to when you can't afford to go to a real mechanic. Often used when the job is simple, or you no longer want to dump money into your very old car.
Can also be applied to a halfway knowledgable person in any field (ie: computer repairs, home repairs, gender reassignment)

"I took my car to this grease monkey I know and he screwed up my tranny. That'll teach me to stop being cheap."

by Bionic Latino October 18, 2008

the greatest being in the world

The guy at the top is incorrect! It's really me!

All hail the mighty ME!

by abcd_z July 28, 2004

grease

a description of a foul action committed from one person to the other

yo that fool straight greased you when he stole your juice!

by tonefour March 30, 2007

Greatest Video Games Of All Time

Strictly opinion, like anything else with "greatest____ of all time"

The Greatest Video Games Of All Time come down to one's opinion.

by Adrian October 24, 2006

Grease

Verb.

To jib a rail with your shred stick in a steezy manner.

Hey Local Dan, you greased that double kink.

by soupman673 March 12, 2008

Well butter me up and call me greasey

to get someone to butter you up and then to name you greasey

Well butter me up and call me greasey

ok -x-gets out butter-x- hold still

by FairyWings November 2, 2004

Grease Monkey

Someone who deliberately does not wash their hair reguarly and is regarded by others as a greasy skett. Hair smells and dandruff flakes are apparent they are not pleasent to look at.

Emma Staunton

"Go grease lightning"

"You' ve got enough grease on top to open up a chip shop!!"

"Err have you seen that Grease Monkey over there!? She wants to go get that hair of hers checked out by the Grease Police!"

by Susan Windridge February 20, 2009