Silly goofy mood

When someone is horny but not horny enough to act on it

"Sorry, I'm just in a silly goofy mood right now"

by Goofycat March 18, 2023

Goofy Fucker

A person, often a roommate, that is excessively naive, strange, and clueless. Often small town country boys that attend college in the city turn out to be goofy fuckers.

Brandon - Did you hear what Jason did?

Jay - Haha yeah, hes such a goofy fucker.

Brandon - Hellz yeah, I love crack.

by iSpeakTruth November 4, 2008

Goody

A grody gooch.

I was trying to go down on her, but I smelled that not so good Goody.

by Birranda2 March 31, 2011

gooby

a person or persons that take random and rather strange concoctions of drugs at will.

Ashleigh Ward is a gooby, she mixed her catnip with her charlie, it had disasterous results.

by vickie February 4, 2005

goofylife

Goofy to point of cartoon-dom; it's bad when your whole life is goofy.

He is about one knock-kneed, chicklett-tooth, crumb-sprayin', dipsqueeze goofylife!

by BC July 11, 2003

glory bag

Glory bag refers to a samich bag full of fucking goodness. A glory bag can be a variety of drugs, or even a samich. Glory bag could contain the following: weed, shrooms, coke, meth, molly, etc... A glory bag is the bag of all bags and is shown off to all of your friends. A person may even take a picture of the glory bag for reminiscing at a later date.

dude, check out my glory bag
I'm going to eat my glory bag over Christmas break
I shall bask in glory while frying from my glory bag
I will never sell my glory bag.... NOOOO!!

by squatchwatch November 29, 2011

glory gap

(Noun)

The spaces between the rungs of the corporate ladder; similar to glory hole.

"The way I worked that last glory gap I should get my next promotion in no time!

by Walley Wonka July 22, 2014