google stop

What you say to stop a debate from lasting 20 minutes between people arguing over a topic that can easily be solved by googling it.

Person 1: Nooo.. blue waffles is a hoax.
Person 2: Nah it's real!
Person 1: Google stop..

by Mz. Miyagi December 5, 2011

Google Pinger

Someone that, when disconnected from the internet, will ping Google using the windows cmd prompt.

John: "Hrm. Nothing's timed out yet but I can't be sure I've been dropped. I'll ping google!"

Jane: "Pfft. What are you, some kind of google pinger?"

by Luscan December 1, 2011

Googlexpert

One who has access to Google there fore believes they have became the foremost expert on anything Google can search. Googlexperts have eliminated the need for Doctors, Lawyers, Scientist or any other formally educated profession.

Average person: I have a headache.

Googlexpert: It is s brain tumor and you will die in 3 weeks.

Avergae person: What!? How do you know, are you a Dr.?

Googleexpert: I don't need a Dr. I looked it up on Google

by SluttyCupcakes February 16, 2012

Google Pretend

The act of googling something previously unknown or not yet understood & acting as if one knew all along.

Sally texts: "Banana peppers are amazing"
Joe Googles "Banana peppers"
Joe texts: "Yes I love them also :)" <-- Google Pretend

by siforek May 17, 2012

Google lazy

When you are too lazy to google something yourself. So you text a friend and ask them the question you could have easily googled yourself.

Kelli (texting): "What kind of material was Han Solo frozen in?"

Brigette (replying): "Carbonite, my Google lazy little sister."

by classikjane August 31, 2012

Google Diligence

Research and analysis of any topic on Google before wasting the time of others by asking them for an answer that is easily obtained online.

Shawn: Gus, do you know when the new season of Breaking Bad starts.
Gus: Shawn, do your Google Diligence and look that shit up.

by jhdemicco February 28, 2013

google knowledge

"Google knowledge" is when someone knows something based upon the fact he/she googled the subject at some point and by doing so learnt about it. Usually the result of this is a superficial and/or inaccurate knowledge on the theme.

–He is not that clever, it is just his "google knowledge" in action.

by f.fler September 24, 2013