floofey

A mixture between fluffy and loopy, this can be demonstrated when people wake up with a horrible hangover and floofey is evident in the movement of their hair.

My hair is f***ing floofey!

by the floofey queen May 19, 2006

Floogalhorn

An instrument you stick in your ear and you can hear other people's thoughts.

Therapist: Here u go stick a floogalhorn in your ear and you will here the thoughts whizzing through your head, stuff yoga FLOOGALHORN is the new thing!
Patient: What?

by Charlie Star October 29, 2007

Floortex

That certain place where all the most important things in your room disappear to as soon as they touch your floor, and then later reappear at places like Burger King and/or the trunk of your car. They can be found under beds, computer desks, and most often in closets.

Kate: "Hey, I lost my favorite CD the other day in the floortex under my computer desk."
Tom: "Oh? That's terrible"
Kate: "It's ok. I found the CD this morning in the school bathroom."

by FeatherDie October 18, 2008

Floordrobe

When you can't be bothered to put your clothes away... get them from the floordrobe

"I can't find anything in my floordrobe"

by Nixilix March 30, 2009

floorward

The direction that is in the direction of the floor, be it a dance floor or linoleum. Not necessarily down.

let's move floorward everybody!
My overly drunken friend is certainly headed floorward soon.

by jellywerker July 26, 2009

Floor Pong

A form of beer pong where you sit on a floor across from your opponent (at which ever distance you choose, be it far or close) with a standard 6 cup triangle between your spread out legs, with the intent of getting f****d up beyond all reason (Rules: one on one, no balls back, two shots per turn, every shot counts as one cup, to see who shoots first you must do an eye to eye shot, and dont quit til you are out of beer)

1.
Drew: Floor pong after two blunts will have you zooted!
Steven: Yeah, last night i was zooted as fuck.

2.
Floor pong is better than beer pong, and it requires less skill

by Three Dog Moser February 8, 2010

Floorbage Can

The floor behind the driver's set in a car.

Passenger: What should i do with my empty red-bull can?
Driver: Toss it in the Floorbage Can

by theFANUM February 12, 2010