farp

in between a fart & a burp !

I ate dinner and i couldn't help it, I farped all night long !

by richjr344 January 21, 2010

Flap Crap

Hygienically challenged, usually overweight, people can develop a residue of body secretions on their person, typically in compressed areas of the body described as "folds". It can also accumulate in the groin. This filmy substance has a distinct and unpleasant odor. Like crap.

I would go on a date with Tina, but damn she smells like flap crap. I don't want to get that stuff on my hands.

I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.

by WillieWonka12 January 30, 2010

flap that

expression, indicating one will do their best. Means to move with intention and purpose. Synonymous with "birding it." Antonyms: Fluttering

Joe: I'm gonna get the money, you keep the gun on him. If he moves, shoot the bastard.

Dale: I can flap that

Joe: You better not flutter

Dale: I'm a bird it up in this bitch!

by BlastFlake March 6, 2010

Flapeesh

Describes the female genitals.

Best used when the female in questions labia flaps clap into each other when she sprints, but can also be used to describe any kind of snatch.

A clap of the hands under the crotch to go along with the use of the word has its own funny merits.

"I bet that Chantelle's Flapeesh has its own gravitational pull!"

by CoonistPaul March 19, 2010

FLANPINKY

word used when describing a day that has gone from bad to worse. is safe to use around young children.

this FLANPINKY day can't get any worse

by tinky74 June 30, 2010

Flapcat

When a woman has a loose or saggy vagina.

Jimmy had to use his whole fist because she had a flapcat

by Flapper69 May 2, 2010

FARP

Former Athletic Regular Person, a person that used to play a college sport but is now a regular person on campus

The ex soccer player is a Farp, not a Narp

by laxer24 May 14, 2011