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dumbshit 

A vague insult hinting at the target's mental inability. Since nearly all insults are used interchangeably as expressions of overblown fury designed to humiliate or provoke retaliation, the exact meanings of any and all insults (as well as their applicability) are completely irrelevant, although they commonly make jabs at either the subject's difficulty managing cogent thought processes or his sexual performance/orientation. The common suffixes "fuck" or "shit" are often appended in the form of a surrogate adjective denoting the seriousness of the offense. A "dumbshit" person is therefore more dumb than a merely "dumb" person because of the presence of the "shit" modifier. As such, all you idiots inventing and quibbling over precise definitions are wasting your time and mine. Worse still are the dumbshits giving thumbs up and down.
Look at that dumbshit. Look at that dumbshit dance.
dumbshit by Olo Crete December 9, 2008

awkward dump 

is when a man or tranny takes a dump, most times in the morning and has a boner. This erection leaves people to decide whether or not to put their cock in the cold, wett bowl or put it up top and chaffe the bottom of your dick.
teenager: damm i just took the most awkward dump. i hate morning wood.

queer: damm thats hott
awkward dump by Antone_Shackleton February 10, 2009

rage dump 

The modern equilivent of a "Chill Pill".
aa: PISSYFUCKYSHITTYCUNTYTWATTYBOLLOCKS!!
bb: Take a rage dump, dude...
aa: ... ...okay...okay. *heavy breathing*
rage dump by Choo-Choo McGrew September 15, 2006

Dumpster Slut 

started from the site Dumpster Sluts and was an ironic name for a beautiful woman.
Woooahhh man she's a dumpster slut!
Dumpster Slut by fhmhunter May 2, 2006

dump smudger

A less that effective type of toilet tissue which redistributes rather than removes your flithy mess.
Has anyone got any dump smudger, I've got a turtles head and am about to autograph my underpants with the poo crayon
dump smudger by ponkyboy October 15, 2004

dump your beans 

That chick is hot, I would like to dump my beans in her ass.
dump your beans by Michael A Mashke September 11, 2005