Definitions by Antone_Shackleton

awkward dump 

is when a man or tranny takes a dump, most times in the morning and has a boner. This erection leaves people to decide whether or not to put their cock in the cold, wett bowl or put it up top and chaffe the bottom of your dick.

teenager: damm i just took the most awkward dump. i hate morning wood.

queer: damm thats hott

awkward dump by Antone_Shackleton February 10, 2009