“Hey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”
by The turdburgalar January 03, 2021
an everyday mother fuckin asperation to become more than what society has catagorized you when you where born!
dont look at me wrong or i will show you my dirt city (revolver)
bitch you better break me off with my dirt city (green backs)
mother fucker you ripped me off so im going to stick my shive in you (one of the least known forms of dirt city, but dirt city never the less)
bitch you better break me off with my dirt city (green backs)
mother fucker you ripped me off so im going to stick my shive in you (one of the least known forms of dirt city, but dirt city never the less)
by im a mother fuckin pimp August 26, 2009
Similar to a Red Neck, a Dirt Squirrel is poor, uneducated and uncouth. The difference is Dirt Squirrel's have dirty necks and can't actually achieve a "red neck." More commonly found in the Rural southwest regions of the USA. Most notably being from Arizona. Dirt Squirrels rarely bathe. Often crooked teeth but always yellowish tartar build up and bad breath. Live in dirty, cluttered and over crowded conditions.
by wci2003 April 12, 2019
by The_Crystal_Clod January 23, 2021
A group of unlawful individuals that drink heavily, smoke lots of darts, and act in a unprofessional manner. Typically intoxicated when you run into them.
by Dirtsauceslump October 15, 2019
When you're copulating outside, and she goes to finish you off while having dirt on her hand that is transferred to the penis during the final stage of busting a nut all over her beautiful punkass face
Present participle: when he has dirt on his dick and he puts it into a woman. She has then been dirt dicked
Present participle: when he has dirt on his dick and he puts it into a woman. She has then been dirt dicked
While she was giving him a blowjob on the rough trail, a little bit of dirt got on her hand . When she touched his penis, she transferred it thereby giving him dirt dick.
by AgoraX March 24, 2018
Nature's Dirt Bike
What dirt bike would be if engines did not exist.
A medium sized deer with cleats. Capable of accelerating at high speeds and doing flips off ramps.
Antlers as handlebars.
What dirt bike would be if engines did not exist.
A medium sized deer with cleats. Capable of accelerating at high speeds and doing flips off ramps.
Antlers as handlebars.
by Banana Jim April 23, 2009