dick magician

A male stripper who is skilled in the art of sleight-of-dick, and is able to make their dick magically appear in various locations. Dick magicians are exclusively hired to attend bachelorette parties.

I don't know how that dick magician managed to make his dick appear in my vagina.

by Call me Richard January 9, 2017

Big Dick Johnson

- The most manly name men can get.
- Former pro wrestler(?)ish guy

Big Dick Johnson showed me his Big Dick Johnson last night.

by MMMMMJohnson April 5, 2013

Dropping dick off

To bang a girl!.... Give the young lady some nice penis.

Girl what time you gonna be home? I need to drop this dick off on you. Dropping dick off!

by JSwole July 13, 2017

sucking dick for cocaine

Gerard Way being a precious cinnamon roll

this song is about sucking dick for cocaine

by femalegee October 11, 2017

suck my dick

when you want someone to suck your dick

hey babe can you suck my dick

by massive cock March 2, 2017

Satan's Dick

When a Taki (a rolled tortilla chip with spicy flavoring) is inserted into the rectum. Refers to the Taki itself.

I can't wait to put Satan's Dick up my ass!

by Hexamous February 27, 2018

kick in the dick

An disappointment after having wasted a lot of effort on something.

We spent so much time working on Rhapsody in Blue last term, and because of the France Tour, orchestra rehearsals have been cancelled this term so now we'll have to relearn the whole piece next term. It's a real kick in the dick for all of us.

by Gershwin lover April 3, 2010